i was driving the other day, in a parking lot, cause theres a shortcut to my house. So im driving out up to the stop sign, STOP and hit the gas fast to get up to the speed limit of 40 real fast. And whadda ya know a cop comes behind, and im with my bro so im jut like, i didnt do anything wrong, so no prob. He comes up to the window asks for my lisense and im like did i do something wrong? He goes all 4 wheels didnt stop at that last stop sign. Im like whadda mean all 4 wheels didnt stop? Its not like the front 2 were still going and the back were stopped. He got a little pissed and asks me to step out. Then he goes i smell pot on u whats that about? Um i dont smoke pot (and i dont) , cop: ok well you smell like pot ur bro needs to step out also. Then "backup" arrives some lady cop which must have been her first day. she pats my bro down and asks if he has naything in his pockets, he goes ya keys(to his mx-3) so she pats his left pocket and hears a jingle, and i swear she asks is that drugs? i about rolled on the pavement laughing. He goes, u just asked me and i told u those are my keys. So after checking in the grass to see if i threw out my pot they search the front 2 seats but not the hatch! i mean whouldnt search the whole car? anyways they let me go , and say next time its a ticket, and stop looking so suspicious... What abunch of losers.
