wow, you guys live in some pretty shifty places... i've never encountered anything to that degree on a personal level...
worst thing thats happened to me to date just happend a few nites ago, i was out to dinner with my mother and parked the protege out in BFE a spot away from an 05 MGT, nice looking car (blue, GT350 decal package), i figure noone will park out here because it is BFE, and the mustang wont ding me (like he would anyway) because i'm a spot away, well i had the pleasure of having a seat where i could see where my car was in the lot, and not 10 minutes after we sit down some ass-hat in a jeep wrangler circles the lot a couple times, passes up a few closer spots, and parks IN BETWEEN me and the mustang, 20 spots lined up on the other side of my car EMPTY, and he parks right in between, wondery why
... and another time i was at a party, and some asshole was telling a story about a vette he saw in the meijers parking lot, parked way out in BFE as to not get any door dings/scratchs, so obviously this guy is full of himself and needs to be taught a lesson, so said college student decided to hurl a cart in the general direction of the vette and was lucky enough to hit the fender, i just about jumped over the coffee table to kick his ass, but spilling my beer down his back without him noticing was just as fulfilling
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