You're taking it to the extreme. If the tires don't have enough grip to stop, steer and accelerate, they shouldn't be on the car period. Doesn't matter what axle they are on and doesn't matter what the driving conditions are; they shouldn't be on the car in the first place.
Sure it does make sense. Let me say it again. If the tires with the most tread depth are on the rear, the rear tires won't break loose easily thereby keeping the car stable when the front tires hydroplane first. Imagine taking a corner on the highway while it is raining. If your rear tires hydroplane first, the rear tires break loose and you start spinning into the guard rail. From your posts on here, it sounds like you are a very capable driver. If you were driving that car, I bet you would easily control that slide and regain control of the car. But what if it was a regular person driving the car who is not as skilled as you, do you think they could have saved that spin? Most likely not.
So in that same scenario, what if the best tires were on the rear? While taking that corner, the front tires would hydroplane, but the rear tires will not and will keep the car somewhat straight. The result is a car that is easier to handle for a regular person. A regular person driving and encountering this scenario will most likely slow down (just by instinct) as soon as they notice the front tires hydroplaning and will easily keep control of the car. By the way, that's another reason for keeping the best tires on the rear. As a driver, it is harder to notice the rear tires hydroplaning than the front tires. So if your front tires hydroplane first, you have a better chance at correcting as opposed to the rear tires hydroplaning first.
Just a few days ago, I was behind a Mustang (with the live axle) on the highway. We were going 70 mph while it was raining. I was starting to increase my following distance because I was starting to have trouble seeing his brake lights. We approached a mild corner and all of a sudden the car was sideways and crashed into the barrier on the left, then bounced into the lanes in front of me. I had to go all the way from the left lane to the rightmost lane, thankfully no one was behind me at that time. I don't know what the state of the tires on the Mustang was, but I can't help but think that if the rear tires didn't break loose, the driver would have kept control and not crashed into the barrier.
I don't know what the statistics are, but I would bet, there are more soccer moms and regular drivers on the road that don't know what oversteer and understeer is, than skilled drivers. It is in our best interest to keep those drivers from getting into wrecks or losing control of their cars on the road.