Things you can't do in the military

[nebo]

found this one while surfing. i especially like, "the irish MP's are not after 'me frosted lucky charms'" and "my commander is not old enough to have fought in the civil war, and i should stop implying that he did."

edit: i'm retarded and forgot the link
http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

 

[BadApple]

O K ...

 

[Brandieeym]

That was fkn great.

 

[BadApple]

AHHH... Much better...LOL

 

[Bad Juju]

That was freakin' Awesome!

 

[Roywhitep5]

not allowed to declare jihad???? :wtf:

 

[CatD399]

''I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. ''


(rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl)



oh sweet jesus, not just (rofl) , i'm also crying and my stomach and cheeks are hurting now!!!

 

[FunkyBuddha]

Haha..that was great.

 

[joka1]

ya i can add somthing you cant do............ have a ******* normal life!!!!!!!!
sorry i have been in for 6 1/2 yrs and lost my favorite thing in my life due to the military...... i am trying to get kicked out now to straighten my life out again

 

[nebo]

i've been in for almost 4, still have a commitment of 9 left, at least. i've learned to take everything in stride and laugh