So I finally tied the knot..

[MiaTurbo]

..redneck style.

It all started out with me pickin up my blushin bride in a limo,down at the 7 Eleven when she got off work.

My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up the reception vittles.

I took my blushin bride to a place where she could get dressed up.

My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach,
if you know what I mean, so we had the preacher
meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony.

Afterward, Pappy took a picture of my bride by her new tractor.

It was a weddin gift from our uncle.

After the ceremony was done it was time to celebrate.

Granny had the cooler all stocked up with beer,

and Bubba dragged out the grill.

Cousin Cletus went to roastin up some wieners.

Meanwhile some folks enjoyed yard games.

and some of the fellers went water skiing.

The Hatfield girls brought their guns, jest in case.

When all the fun was over, I took my bride to our honeymoon suite.

It even had air conditionin.

After the honeymoon we loaded up and moved.

To our beautiful waterfront condo.

Yew wont see us here, wes gone fishin.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lol thanks for that Fadi...

 

[mx-p5]

LMAO!! Good stuff!! Ya'll come back now, ya hear!

 

[Prodigy]

I think driving with the top down in winter has gotten to your head..

 

[RacerXGirl]

LOL...that was great!

 

[genericuser]

I'm surprised that I don't see more stuff like this in my area of the country.

 

[EvilJen]

That's a hawt limo, Fadi! You should totally auto-x it!

 

[kipper88]

the colts suck.

 

[Conundrum]

Oh my Jesus. (hahaspit)

 

[kickniteasy]

hahahha......good stuff. Man, I wish I was that bored =)

 

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

..redneck style.

My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up the reception vittles.

Too funny! When my wife was married the first time around, the groom's family, by tradition, provided the rehearsal dinner. Her family is all well educated, her dad is a respected and well known Professor of Business. They arranged a very nice wedding reception at a country club. They agreed to let the groom's parents have the rehearsal dinner at their home.
My wife's mom was standing at the front door handing out beers as people walked in the door, "here, you're going to need this."
.
.
The groom's parents had catered from BoJangles!
(if you don't know BoJangles, think spicy KFC)

 

[EvilJen]

Too funny! When my wife was married the first time around, the groom's family, by tradition, provided the rehearsal dinner. Her family is all well educated, her dad is a respected and well known Professor of Business. They arranged a very nice wedding reception at a country club. They agreed to let the groom's parents have the rehearsal dinner at their home.
My wife's mom was standing at the front door handing out beers as people walked in the door, "here, you're going to need this."
.
.
The groom's parents had catered from BoJangles!
(if you don't know BoJangles, think spicy KFC)

Wow..........

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

hahahaha nice

 

[Smooth1]

Looks like Rachel Rays How to have a wedding on $40 a day.

 

[iLisa]

lol......

 

[J-Villa]

Drive about 30 min away from my area of NE florida and you will see plenty of that kinda redneck ghetto rigged crap.

My wife's mom was standing at the front door handing out beers as people walked in the door, "here, you're going to need this."
.
.
The groom's parents had catered from BoJangles!
(if you don't know BoJangles, think spicy KFC)

I would be excited to go there. BoJangles needs to expand out of the small area they are in. They were all over in South Carolina, but when I moved to jacksonville, you can't find one anywhere

i miss the spicy chicken biscut in the morning.

 

[RallyeRedSi]

..redneck style.

It all started out with me pickin up my blushin bride in a limo,down at the 7 Eleven when she got off work.

My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up the reception vittles.

I took my blushin bride to a place where she could get dressed up.

My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach,
if you know what I mean, so we had the preacher
meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony.

Afterward, Pappy took a picture of my bride by her new tractor.

It was a weddin gift from our uncle.

After the ceremony was done it was time to celebrate.

Granny had the cooler all stocked up with beer,

and Bubba dragged out the grill.

Cousin Cletus went to roastin up some wieners.

Meanwhile some folks enjoyed yard games.

and some of the fellers went water skiing.

The Hatfield girls brought their guns, jest in case.

When all the fun was over, I took my bride to our honeymoon suite.

It even had air conditionin.

After the honeymoon we loaded up and moved.

To our beautiful waterfront condo.

Yew wont see us here, wes gone fishin.

I LOL'D