I posted this on a different car forum years ago, but it's definitely applicable on this forum...
Ok, for alll you high school, non-graduates/sk8ters among us... Feel free to add on... if you can spell it and use it correctly.
EDIT: Maybe non-graduates is a bad choice of words... how about... uneducated? (ok, unedumacated... some of you will understand that now)
To = As in "Go TO the store"
Too = As in "The supercharger costs TOO much"
Two = As in "I spell like a TWO year old"
There = As in "I'll meet you THERE, at the meet"
They're = As in "Hondas suck, THEY'RE like tampons, every pu$$y has one" (They Are)
Their = As in "Did you see THEIR p.o.s. Hondas?"
Your = As in "hnda etr, YOUR car is the $hit"
You're = As in "if you can't spell, it makes people think YOU'RE an idiot" (You Are)
No = As in "NO, I can't spell"
Know = As in "I KNOW you can't spell"
Now = As in "You need to learn how to spell right NOW"
Sum = As in "The SUM of 2+2 is 4"
Some = As in "Do you have SOME money I can borrow for mods?"
Through = As in "Did your Maxima go THROUGH the wall?"
Threw = As in "That Honda p.o.s. THREW a rod"
Accept = As in "I ACCEPT this best car award"
Except = As in "All the cars were hot, EXCEPT for the Hondas"
Affect = As in "How will the humidity AFFECT my dyno results"
Effect = As in "All the stickers had no EFFECT on the dyno numbers"
Right = As in "Turn RIGHT at the light"
Write = As in "Don't bother to WRITE a reply, if you can't spell"
By = As in "I walked BY all the crappy Hondas"
Buy = As in "I'm going to BUY more mods with the money you loaned me"
Bi = As in "My dream girl will be BI"
Bye = As in "Buh BYE"
Lose = As in "Did you LOSE power with that mod?"
Loose = As in "Your intake is LOOSE and will fall off"
When in doubt: http://dictionary.reference.com/
Oh yeah...
Asian = As in "I'm an ASIAN American"
Oriental = As in "That's an ORIENTAL rug"
Ok, for alll you high school, non-graduates/sk8ters among us... Feel free to add on... if you can spell it and use it correctly.
EDIT: Maybe non-graduates is a bad choice of words... how about... uneducated? (ok, unedumacated... some of you will understand that now)
To = As in "Go TO the store"
Too = As in "The supercharger costs TOO much"
Two = As in "I spell like a TWO year old"
There = As in "I'll meet you THERE, at the meet"
They're = As in "Hondas suck, THEY'RE like tampons, every pu$$y has one" (They Are)
Their = As in "Did you see THEIR p.o.s. Hondas?"
Your = As in "hnda etr, YOUR car is the $hit"
You're = As in "if you can't spell, it makes people think YOU'RE an idiot" (You Are)
No = As in "NO, I can't spell"
Know = As in "I KNOW you can't spell"
Now = As in "You need to learn how to spell right NOW"
Sum = As in "The SUM of 2+2 is 4"
Some = As in "Do you have SOME money I can borrow for mods?"
Through = As in "Did your Maxima go THROUGH the wall?"
Threw = As in "That Honda p.o.s. THREW a rod"
Accept = As in "I ACCEPT this best car award"
Except = As in "All the cars were hot, EXCEPT for the Hondas"
Affect = As in "How will the humidity AFFECT my dyno results"
Effect = As in "All the stickers had no EFFECT on the dyno numbers"
Right = As in "Turn RIGHT at the light"
Write = As in "Don't bother to WRITE a reply, if you can't spell"
By = As in "I walked BY all the crappy Hondas"
Buy = As in "I'm going to BUY more mods with the money you loaned me"
Bi = As in "My dream girl will be BI"
Bye = As in "Buh BYE"
Lose = As in "Did you LOSE power with that mod?"
Loose = As in "Your intake is LOOSE and will fall off"
When in doubt: http://dictionary.reference.com/
Oh yeah...
Asian = As in "I'm an ASIAN American"
Oriental = As in "That's an ORIENTAL rug"
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