Your current favourite joke?

[blankfrank]

What's yours at the moment? Mine (rude joke warning!!) is:


Q: What does a man with a three foot long penis have for breakfast?






A: well, this morning I had cornflakes....


Tell us yours.

 

[smo0f]

a 3 foot long penis is a genetical deformity. i would go get that checked out right away. what do you call a brit with bad teeth? a brit.. ohhhhhhh international internet war coming right up!

 

[blankfrank]

a 3 foot long penis is a genetical deformity. i would go get that checked out right away. what do you call a brit with bad teeth? a brit.. ohhhhhhh international internet war coming right up!

Ah yes, the old stereotypes. Ya can't beat 'em.
Almost as good as ours of Americans as bible thumpin', gun totin', brain dead rednecks...

 

[smo0f]

hahah is it tea time already?? go hotspurs!

 

[blankfrank]

You've got the wrong bloke, I'm not into footb... sorry, soccer.

And if you're brewing up, yeah, a good mug o' tea will do nicely thanks. I like mine strong, a dash of milk, but no sugar. Bad for the teeth, y'see..

 

[Kooldino]

A logic gate walked into a bar. NOT.

 

[ALIEN3T]

2 guys walk into a bar.






the third guy ducks!


lol hahaha(laugh)

 

[MsP_DeViL]

Ah yes, the old stereotypes. Ya can't beat 'em.
Almost as good as ours of Americans as bible thumpin', gun totin', brain dead rednecks...

lol

 

[MsP_DeViL]

Whats the worst part about a gay barbcue?





All the hot dogs taste like s***!

 

[magnumP5]

Whats the worst part about a gay barbcue?





All the hot dogs taste like s***!

In keeping the theme:
What's the best pick-up line at a gay bar?




"May I push in your stool?"

 

[smo0f]

You've got the wrong bloke, I'm not into footb... sorry, soccer.

And if you're brewing up, yeah, a good mug o' tea will do nicely thanks. I like mine strong, a dash of milk, but no sugar. Bad for the teeth, y'see..

A bit dodgy!

 

[blankfrank]

A bit dodgy!

Sorted!

 

[chuyler1]

What did President Bush say when he was asked about his stance on Roe vs. Wade?

"I don't care how they get out of New Orleans as long as they're out."

 

[MSPBlazinYellow]

a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a budweiser and a mop...

 

[TheSuperhuman]

what did dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common?

their last hit was the wall

 

[chuyler1]

Funny, but un-true. The Division Bell reached #1 on US and UK charts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Floyd

If you were to say What did Dale Earnhardt and Roger Waters have in common...then you'd be right saying "The Wall".

 

[TheSuperhuman]

Funny, but un-true. The Division Bell reached #1 on US and UK charts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Floyd

If you were to say What did Dale Earnhardt and Roger Waters have in common...then you'd be right saying "The Wall".

touche.... still a funny joke though

 

[chuyler1]

...if you're not a pick-up driving redneck with a number 3 in your back window.

 

[Rosshole]

here is a joke;

women's rights.

 

[CRZbrussian]

In keeping the theme:
What's the best pick-up line at a gay bar?




"May I push in your stool?"

speaking of stools, how do you get 4 gay guys on a stool?


you flip it over.