So this guy comes home after work to see...

[GI-]

...his girlfriends bags packed and sitting on the porch. He confronts her and says:

guy: 'What are you doing?'

girl: 'I'm leaving you!'

guy: 'Why?'

girl: 'Because you are a PEDOPHILE!'

guy: 'Pedophile huh...'


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'...that's a pretty big word for a ten year old'

 

[Mr. Win]

Baahhhh Zing!!!

 

[GI-]

Baahhhh Zing!!!

(rofl)

 

[RaiderMS3]

 

[peepsalot]

haha, I heard that one before, but it's a classic.

 

[TeamPlayers]

Hes here allnite folks!!!

 

[mp5smuggler]

try the veal folks

 

[GI-]

try the veal folks

thank you, i'll be here all week! don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses

 

[iLisa]

so, I need a beer...

 

[GI-]

so, I need a beer...

SO GET UP AND GET ONE. THAT'S WHAT WOMEN ARE FOR!

(dark)

 

[peepsalot]

SO GET UP AND GET ONE. THAT'S WHAT WOMEN ARE FOR!

(dark)

What's the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?






















A woman who won't do what she's told. BAHHH!

 

[iLisa]

SO GET UP AND GET ONE. THAT'S WHAT WOMEN ARE FOR!

(dark)

whateva.. get your lazy butt up and get it for me.

 

[iLisa]

lol.. j/k

 

[GI-]

lol.. j/k

(rofl)

 

[Autox MSP]

what you like SUSAGE FESTS????

 

[iLisa]

(rofl)

whateva... (crazy)

 

[GI-]

whateva... (crazy)

(rofl)

 

[TeamPlayers]

That looks like the dude from the O.C LOL

 

[hazeXban]

What do you tell a woman with 2 Black eyes
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Nothing she's already been told twice!

 

[GI-]

What do you tell a woman with 2 Black eyes
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Nothing she's already been told twice!

what do you call a woman with one black eye?
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...a quick learner