I am a technician repairing, er, wait this is the internet right? Um, I am a secret agent currently working special ops, deep undercover. I am tracking weapons traders, and the cast of The View. I make roughly a couple million a year, but it's unreported since it's grab and go with the cash in certain operations. Of course, if I drive the Bently or Aston around I would draw attention to myself, which is where the Protege comes in. Not bad for a car made for the "common folk". Granted it doesn't have a wine chiller in the armrest, or a humidor for my cigars in the glove box, or machine guns or missles, but it does have working A/C, power windows, and 2 cupholders. I travel to places like Cuba, Korea N-or-S? Can't divulge that), Europe, Asia, Africa, and Epcot Center around the world attraction. Yes, I am a man of the world, a cultured man. I only bathe with bottle water from the Swiss Alps, I eat Filet Mignon every night, and live with women of supermodel caliber, all unknown currently of course so not to draw attention. You all understand. Well, I have to go, President Bush and The League of Super Extraordinary Old Congressman are summoning me with their flashlights in the sky. I'll keep in touch between missions.
