I Scared The F Out of Some Kids Egging Cars

[carter1551]

The night was young, im waiting with my friend in my p5 for another friend to show up. Well, next thing I know i hear a loud thud on the side of my door and I see a car shoot by. They must not have noticed we were sitting in the car (tinted windows). I start the car and floor it...i see one kid look back and he sees me coming at him hard and they seem to panic. They fly through a stop sign, i quickly follow suit gaining quickly on the old farty escort. I put my high beams on to as to blind the fleeing driver. They fly around a corner, i fly faster as the p5 grips the pavement and I gain on every corner. Theres no escaping...so I thought. They start to lead me down side streets and I begin to lose my bearings. Not wanting to get caught down a dead end street with a bunch of kids not knowing what theyd do I begin to fall off them a bit. The dispatcher I was on the phone with said the police were on their way. I turn the next corner hesitantly and they are gone. The street continues for quite a ways and its obvious the car has pulled into a driveway off the street. I let the dispatcher know all the details they need and the exact street where they are hiding.

Moral of the story... Dont mess with the p5!

 

[MazdaSpeeder]

Nice...stupid kids.

 

[davens]

So they messed with the P5 and got away with it?

 

[Maxx Mazda]

Ya, you should have shot them dead...

 

[carter1551]

So they messed with the P5 and got away with it?

im actually thinking of taking a drive down there today and getting them back when they least expect it

 

[Lil_vicious559]

im actually thinking of taking a drive down there today and getting them back when they least expect it

(rofl)

Good stuff man! Make sure you use the old trick and get a RAMBO super soaker wet squirt gun and blast their ass WET

 

[twowings]

I applaud your sense of frontier justice and probably would have been sorely tempted to pursue them as well, but be aware if they had crashed during the chase you could have been held liable by a judge.....use discretion....

 

[carter1551]

I applaud your sense of frontier justice and probably would have been sorely tempted to pursue them as well, but be aware if they had crashed during the chase you could have been held liable by a judge.....use discretion....

tell me thats not some bulls*** but I'd believe it, especially living out here in cali.

 

[CitizenPro]

Id love to get my hands on people egg'n cars, mine has been had once or twice and I get furious. But like twowings says, you gotta watch out.....99.9% of the time there kids, and as an adult you cant touch those little bastards.....especially causing them to wreck while chasing them down. You'd definitely be ****** in court if caught.

 

[carter1551]

Id love to get my hands on people egg'n cars, mine has been had once or twice and I get furious. But like twowings says, you gotta watch out.....99.9% of the time there kids, and as an adult you cant touch those little bastards.....especially causing them to wreck while chasing them down. You'd definitely be ****** in court if caught.

Quite a ridiculous society we live in as far as im concerned. I dont care if you are 12...if you commit a criminal act you should immediately lose all your rights

 

[thorracing271]

Quite a ridiculous society we live in as far as im concerned. I dont care if you are 12...if you commit a criminal act you should immediately lose all your rights

(iagree) Reminds me of the good story how a lady is sued by a bugler who fell through her roof trying to rob her. There is no justice in the court systems these days.

 

[carter1551]

i pray he didnt win

 

[thorracing271]

HE DID! thats why i put the comment on our court system. he fell through the roof and onto one of those kitchen islands.

 

[Speedkid]

Nice.Would have been better if you found out where they was hidding and blocked them in then told them the police are on the way.

 

[GiJoe]

I got another AWESOME court story for ya... I live out here in Kansas farm town, well some kids from the city decided to come out to my neihbors farm and do some mudding in there crops... ruined thousands of dollars in crops and got stuck. my neihbor tried to pull them out with his tractor and riped the front bumper off... kids went to court for damages, not only did my neibhor have to pay to replace the bumper, but had to pay for ALL damages to the kids truck... and he got nothing for damages and the crops he lost.

 

[fishdonotbounce]

Bwahahaha. Liar, Liar reference much?

HE DID! thats why i put the comment on our court system. he fell through the roof and onto one of those kitchen islands.

 

[azuelke]

You know, if they get caught and you let that egg sit on your car, you COULD be in for a new paint job... just sayin. This happened to a buddy of mine as well; some douche egged his car and his entire rear of the car got resprayed, courtesy of the kids' parents.

 

[GiJoe]

key word there are "If they get caught" chances are unless the police see them doing it they wont catch them.

 

[highfibermp5]

About 5 years ago, I was coming home one night from taking the misses and our boys out from airsofting when I was hit by an egg from some damn kids in the park adjacent to the street I was on. There was an island, so I couldn't turn around til the next block. I guess they didn't see me coming cuz I pulled right in front of them with my high beams lighting up their "OH s***" faces. I cursed them for a while, then video taped them running to one of their homes with my helmet cam (from my airsoft gear). Then I yelled, "I'll be paying you a visit on your 18th birthday" with an evil grin on my face. They looked scared shitless. As I drove away, one of the kids started pounding on another kid. I guess he's pissed cuz they ran to his house. Man, I had to fight the temptation to unload on them with my sons M249 shooting 400fps and 1200 rounds per minute that we had in the back seat.

I still have the pho-king paint chips from the egg shells.

 

[thorracing271]

Bwahahaha. Liar, Liar reference much?

DAMN! caught again (crazy)