Farting around your girlfriend or wife??

[Aricjm15]

Somthing similar happened in target

only the guy left it for us to find

and he didnt make ANY of it into the toilet
70% of the floor was covered in a watery mess of s***

on top of that we had run out of air freshioners, we used a whole can of lisol but it didnt help, the bathroom wreaked of s*** for a whole week, the toilet has not been the same since

 

[bd4awgn]

Man some of these stories are hilarious...btw that movie clip was from the move Love Stinks....I bet it stank a whole lot after all them farts that dude was letting out....

 

[jcvmp5]

that story beat mine by a long shot ......

 

[Antoine]

Hold up the gravy train guys...listen up...for the record:

1. Girls don't "pass gas"

2. Girls don't do #2

3. Every real "car guy" considers his thrown like a sacred object and should have a carefully selected assortment of car mags, car books (maximum boost + encyclopedia of classic cars), car care catalogs, performance catalogs, army surplus and random useless junk catalogs, computer/gaming mags/catalogs etc etc etc...basically a mini magazine stand in the bathroom.

4. None of these activities should be completed while a female is within the confines of the bathroom. All gas should be released when the female has left the premises or take a short walk outside.

That is all...

 

[Aricjm15]

also a good thing would be to make sure you dont light up a ciggaret in the bathroom after pinching your loaf and expelling mass amounts of gass

 

[smithers_0990]

Hell, sometimes I bring my Gameboy in there and play a few rounds of Mario Kart.

HELL YA!(rockon)

I play Tetris tho. Usually a good long 2 games.


Ohh, and that story!! LMAO! (rofl)(rofl)(rofl) Just a perfect description.


"THE MOVE" is a classic!

Later

 

[timrock101]

rectum ???......I damn near killed em...lol

 

[Aricjm15]

BUMP

it took me about a week
I would normaly not do somthing like this, but I figured if she can burp, why cant I fart?
she can really cut them loose herself at times too

 

[Captain KRM P5]

three months

and yes Aric, Anna's ripass at Ruby Tuesday was damn near deafening