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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving...

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, grapefruit, and banana trees. One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to...

I sold the P5 last week and went out and bought an 06 Nissan Pathfinder. I will still be on here every once and awhile as I will be looking for a Miata when I make my travel to Mass. I will probably will be buying in Route. So anyway guys it was fun. Hopefully I will see you guys around town!!

TOP SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure...

Anyone down for an Anchorage winter meet? Breeegs? 36? Ak? Justlooksfast? I finally got my EDM tails on today and finally fixed my PIAAs. So how about a meet?

does anyone know of any European Mazda Contacts? I am talkin about Euro Mazda parts dealers? I am looking for a Euro spec tail light fog switch. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

I am needing the EDM 02-03 323 repair manual/ wiring diagram. Does anyone know where I can get this?

OK I have the TechOne HIDs and was wondering if the bulbs are exchangable with another brand of HID Bulbs??? I just dont want to be left high and dry not having a back up for when they blow.................

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The little...

OK well since no one posts in the AK section anymore 36 decided to update the last post in the "What Happened" Thread. Anyway I just got my orders to Transfer out of here in July of this year....So we definitely need to do a spring clean meet sometime before I leave. Its too bad that we...

OK well i just found out that I will be moving down to Cape Cod, MA and was just trying to find some good areas to live......Could use some help on learning about the area. I was looking at the New Bedford/Plymouth areas....

So I just got Orders to Cape Cod and was starting to get info on this area.....Anyone From there or is there now? I would like any info: Weather, Housing, stuff to do..........I will finally be in an area where there are REAL meets!! haha Thanks

The Best of Craigslist in Philly. I dont know who wrote this but this s*** is funny as hell!! To the women who work in my office... I hate you -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-11-10, 4:56PM EST Girl with the bright blonde weave who...

Here are some pics of, what they call, "The Road Of Death" in Bolivia. Talk about some serious twisties!! weeeeeeeeee

To all that are brilliant and wise at Photochoping...........Lend me your advice... I need help on learning how to photochop pics.....I know that some probably think this is a sacred "know how", but i would really like to learn since i just bought photoshop. I have been messing around and...

Quickie #1 One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nighty. "Tie me up," she purred "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing. Quickie #2 A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and...

OK I just bought the Optima Red Top 34/78 800CCA and was wondering if there is any problem installing or fitment??

Does anyone know how to get scrathes out of Chrome? or or polished metal? I have a MSP Exhaust and want to clean it up, but i do not know how. I was thinkin I could just buff them out but I do not know what to use as for pads or polish...........