Recent content by PatrickP5

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to take issue with this one. I moved to the Denver area last December and I must say that the drivers here are the worst this side of San Diego whenever there's any weather at all. I was quite disappointed. Having spent the first 20 years of my life on the shores...

Clevis, Boris, or Chien

I really don't think it qualifies as "funniest thing ever" - or even anything more than a quick chuckle/clever.

But you get his autograph! That's worth a good $5-6k right there!

The best part is how you get an autographed picture of the jackass who won it. There's the real prize right there!

There's similar advice and a whole lot more that helped me kick the crap out of the dealer a couple times at www.carbuyingtips.com - there's spreadsheets and whatnot to help you calculate exactly how much the car cost the dealer, how much you should offer, and what the cost/payments are going to...

It also missed Sue Ellen Mischke, the heiress to the O-Henry chocolate fortune from Seinfeld. I thought for sure it was going to guess it when it asked if 'I' wear a bra. It answered right after that with Paula Abdul from f* American Idol.

It also missed the Chicken Hawk... he thought I was Penfold from Danger Mouse.

It didn't get Drew Carey - he thought I was Cedric the Entertainer. Maybe I answered a question wrong.

Teddy KGB! Brick Top from Snatch Hatchet Harry from Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels Caesar in Gladiator

I can't say enough for the WRX WAGON! I talked my fiance into buying a new 2004 and she tells me almost every day how much she loves it - I don't have to be reminded how much fun it is to drive. We got it for just over $23k (auto - she had to have auto - aarrggghhh!). If you're set on...

Wrangler >> Bronco That is, unless you want to haul a bunch of s***... then maybe the bronco.

Jeep Wrangler = fun in the snow (and overall offroad)

The best part (well... maybe the second best part) about the first picture is it's nothing but old guys with cameras and the one teenager with a videocam taking pictures of the 'naked' girl.

All I can say is you East Coast fools are pansies. Suck it up. Whenever there's the smallest little bit of snow on the East Coast, the rest of us have to hear all about how terrible a winter it is and oh how you're suffering. I'm gonna let you in on a little something here. Northern...