Words for Masturbation?

[jsgolfer]

what are your favorite words for doing the deed? I like:

For guys-Fire off some knuckle children

For girls-DJing one out

 

[orphman]

what are your favorite words for doing the deed? I like:

For guys-Fire off some knuckle children

For girls-DJing one out

"have a date with jill" guys
finagle girls



Dj one out is the best thing i ever heard!

 

[Vegasdriver]

Spanking the monkey(boobs)

 

[anarchistchiken]

Smacking the penguin, chokin the snake, nursing the koala, basically think of a any verb that could have a sexual meaning and add an animal to it.

 

[TheBryGuy]

I just laugh at the name "spankin' it"

 

[jsgolfer]

just remembered this one for when you do it in the shower:

"making sewer babies"

 

[Maxx Mazda]

I jsut say "I'm gonna grab a J. Arthur" or 'I'm gonna go have sex with my hand" something liek that...

 

[freekwonder]

punch the clown,
spank the nephew
wank the willy
punch the bishop
wrestle the one eyed snake
man and hand bonding
replastering the walls
retorque the wrench
service for one
stiffing the socks
towel softness check
regrouting the shower

 

[zentrandi]

slapped the ham - from just friends

 

[Hedges]

wrestle the one eyed snake

hahaha

 

[1st Gen]

going to punch myself in the nuts
finger football

 

[neoturner]

prepin the clear coat

 

[SLC-MSP]

There's a random synonym generator somewhere on the 'net. I'd google it for you but too lazy tonight. Hours of endless fun.

 

[slayer4u]

Shake'n hands with shorty.

 

[jsgolfer]

goin number 3

 

[illwill84]

Girls- Double clicking the mouse

 

[theDRIZZLE]

"For girls-DJing one out"- thats some great stuff. +rep for that.

what are your favorite words for doing the deed? I like:

For guys-Fire off some knuckle children

For girls-DJing one out

 

[jflo]

good times with handgela/handrew

 

[XclusiveLV]

bwaaaaaahaaahaaahaa "DJing one out"...............thats classic. On a more serious note:

 

[MP5_509]

jerkin the gerkin is one of my favs. But i ****** love "goin number 3" god one!

Ceiling cat scares me.