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- Das Pretzelwagon
Some say...
- He was born in space.
- His favourite food is raw meat.
- He sleeps upside down like a bat.
- His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
- His skin has the texture of dolphins.
- If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts.
- He does not see like humans do, but instead only sees scrolling numbers in green
- He forages for wolves at night.
- He is scared of bells.
- He once punched a horse to the ground.
- His politics are terrifying.
- He lives in a tree.
- He was raised by wolves.
- He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
- His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
- He has no understanding of clouds.
- His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
- He is confused by stairs.
- He naturally faces magnetic north.
- He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
- His heart ticks like a watch.
- All his legs are hydraulic.
- He can accumbularate.
- He appears on Japanese banknotes.
- There's an airport in Russia named after him.
- He is wanted by the CIA.
- His breath smells of magnesium.
- He can catch fish with his tongue.
- His tears are adhesive.
- If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
- He is terrified of ducks.
- His voice can only be heard by cats.
- He has two sets of knees.
- He can swim seven lengths underwater.
- He has webbed buttocks.
- He can melt concrete on contact.
- He is more machine than man.
