favorite SNL celebrity jeopary quote?

[blynzoo]

One of the best sketches ever:
http://mrt300.ods.org/snl/view.php?jeopardy

"I'll take The rapists for 400."
"That's 'Therapists.'"
"Well I dont know diddly about that, do i?"

 

[toucci]

definitely anal bum cover!

 

[unwrittenLaw]

Will Ferrell is RAD

 

[noclue119]

One of the best sketches ever:
http://mrt300.ods.org/snl/view.php?jeopardy

"I'll take The rapists for 400."
"That's 'Therapists.'"
"Well I dont know diddly about that, do i?"

I'll take the penis mighter for 200
That's "the pen is mighter"

 

[peepsalot]

Turd Ferguson, funny name, hehe.

 

[MP5_509]

"look its a big hat. Its funny, Heh"

"I'll take SWORDS for 100"
"No thats S - words"

 

[peepsalot]

I'm Batman

 

[melicha8]

And let's see what Mr. Frenches had for an answer. "Threeve," a combination of three and five, simply stunning. And lets see what he wagered, "Texas" with a dollar sign.

 

[MSP#735]

"Your mother Trebeck!"

 

[Nutari]

This is the sound a doggy makes...

"moo"

"No.. "

"Good lord people.. we would have accepted Bow wow or Ruff"

"Ah.. Rough.. just the way your mother likes it Trebek!"

 

[Notorious]

"thats a nice jacket trebek, I must say I really like it, do they make it for men??"

 

[peepsalot]

Your favorite food is Miso! A type of soup! Excellent! And your wager Horny. Me so horny. Great.

 

[peepsalot]

I tempted to just recite them all dammit. There is no single best quote. Celebrity jeopardy skits are masterpieces.

 

[I_Vtec]

"Hey Trebeck, what's the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck and I don't remember the rest but your mothers a *****!"

 

[FC3s Boy]

i'll take colors that end in "urple"

 

[Dexter]

light urple?

 

[Shane-O]

I'll take "The Rapist" for $100 Alex.
That's "therapists" Sean Connery!

 

[Natey]

Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebeck?

 

[blynzoo]

"And the categories are....potent potables..."

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

best quote ever:"This is celebrity Jeopardy" why you ask, because funny always ensues that line...,mwuahahahahaha