I've done a ton of wiring over the last few days, and it was finally time to get 'er running. So of course, THAT didn't happen.
1. massive fuel leak at the FPR. Swapped in a better clamp to replace the (new!!!) one that was on there.
2. Spark, but no fuel. Realized I had the fuel feed and return lines backwards. Swapped the hoses.
3. Primed the pump again, and found a fuel leak at the #4 injector. So, off came the top-half of the intake manifold (whoo!) and I found a boogered up injector O-ring. Threw it all back together.
4. Primed the pump again, and had a leak at the fuel feed hard line. Swapped out the (again, new!!! those things sucked) spring clamp and used another worm clamp. I hate worm clamps, but they do the work.
5. Started cranking it, and got a few ignition 'events,' but no actual running. Actually had a few backfires. Couldn't figure out why it wasn't even catching, much less running. Turned out that the coils were wired backwards, so it was firing 90 degrees (stock, batch fire coils) off from where they should be firing. I re-pinned the coil pigtail, and it basically fired right up, but wouldn't run for crap.
6. Tuning tuning tuning. I've got it to where it'll at least idle, then had to stop for a while. But hey, guess what?