Specialist's Funeral

Funeral Service

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood
behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
casket rolled inside. The heart then closed,
sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry,
I was just thinking of my own funeral. You see
I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.

ROTFL....your jokes always seem to crack me up....it never fails!

This... is my purpose in life , plus I have some really good sources!

got any proctologist jokes?

Errrr... not really sure, but I'm sure there's one or two in the seven tasteless joke books I have at home.... Are you in dire need of them?

not right now

but that joke reminded me of the Seinfeld 'Assman' episode (rofl)