I Am Not Trapped !!!

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The Diagram Dude
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2002 MP5
... it's just a bit of snow...
A good set of snow tires and we're good to go...

 
It's not floating,... It's flying...

Sweet.

Lol I love Kijiji btw had to share
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Too bad the car is worthless... Not only does it need a new engine (or rebuild... those wanker engines and their main seals) but it's rusted all to hell...
Welcome to the salt belt.

 
They're calling for up to 8 more inches of snow tonight and tomorrow....
Sure hope I don't have to work the damn shovel...

Too bad my car isn't lowered,... Then it'd be stuck till spring.

Then I wouldn't bother shovelling the driveway.

 
clearly the solution here is to drive back and forth on your driveway during the entire duration of snow so you take care of it right then and there
 
OK,... I might be trapped now...

All I know is I don't want to shovel...

That's OK though cause I've got a fridge full of food and I can walk to the beer store.

I'm good till spring !!?!

 
I was thinking flamethrower, personally :p

That might work !!??;




But then again they'd probably bust me...



And sure as s*** they'd probably make me shovel snow instead of making license plates like all the other inmates !!?!
 
I thought I'd clean off my car and try to drive out... Didn't work.. I got three feet forward then stuck.

So I relented and got out my shovel and spent two and a half hours moving four billion tons of white bulls***.

I can once again drive to the beer store...

 
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