No kidding? Man, if you ever visit this place, you'd be surprised at how much has changed. Population exploded, every other road's been rebuilt and expanded, and the highway's getting four lanes. Cool in some ways, but sucks for commute times and the car scene. All these new guys more or less broke up the otherwise familial setting and started fights.
Minor Update:

I managed to start the car yesterday, but only by bump-starting it in reverse. First time I've ever done that, and it made me nervous lol. Upon forcing it to start, the belts started slipping and squealing loudly. After driving around the block for a bit. When I shut it off, it wouldn't start back up, so I'm confident that it's the starter.

Once I buy the starter, I think I'll invest in some belts too.