My cousin (who is more like my sister) lives 3000 miles away and has been battling a rare, super-aggressive cancer called Inflammatory Breast Cancer since Jan 2010. She is in remission but has to go for monthly chemo treatments (for life) due to the bone damage where the cancer had spread. So she has a few pretty sh!tty days every month and I love to send her crazy stuff to make her laugh. We both have a very dark, warped sense of humor, so some of the things I send her are offensive to some uptight follks.
My latest, and possibly greatest find to date, was earlier today. It's a t-shirt with the following printed across the boob area-
"Yes they're fake. The real ones tried to kill me!"
I ordered it and she'll get it later this week, but I had to send her a link to show it to her right away. She blew coffee out of her nose she laughed so hard...
