I used to own a cool P5...

I would but it would have to be one from outside the salt belt.

Maybe one of you guys from Texas can sell me your car?? (free delivery of vehicle would help)

Till then I'll keep spraying my car every year till my ass falls through the floorboards.

(my car was 6 years old and never sprayed when I bought it.)
Damn that rust is gnarly. What do you spray your under body with?