Because I can go around 15 mph uneven off-ramps at 50 mph without a single worry about scraping or binding or losing my tires because they're stretched to the limit. Because I can go WOT at full wheel-lock, let off the gas and throw the car into an oversteer, then apply throttle again to get it pointing right back where it should. Because I can successfully navigate the crappiest of parking lots with the worst pot-holes and the sharpest turns without a single issue...
Sorry, my "unreliable" turbocharged P5 has much more function than your "dumpt" Euro-wannabe wagon. And it's faster to boot!
Sorry just a little pissed about this "dumpt" fad that seems to be spreading. Last time I checked this wasn't HondaTech, or VWVortex for that matter. At one point in time we actually had a large number of performance-oriented Protege owners and now it seems that people only care about appearance. To me, that is the definition of rice.