Lol! Reminds be of those donkey $%&# pads football players use to wear around their necks back in the day.(shocked)
I screwed in all 3 tow hooks in my bumper. 1 in the front and 2 in the back. I used the same lenth for the back as the front one (the long hooks) in not only looks scary and people park far away but if they hit you it actually protects the bumper.