Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you. - Page 38

Puckpimp71 · 04-01-2006, 02:17 AM

Hey, Alejo, can we even have ricers in Miami? I think we've got a different breed... Blue Sky food by the pound Pollo Imperialers is a mouthful though. Arrozitos maybe?

Alejo_NIN · 04-01-2006, 02:19 AM

literally, the word "RICER" means ARROCERO, but, you right....we have ARROCEROS with fried plantain, those are the worst breed

Puckpimp71 · 04-01-2006, 02:21 AM

Arrocero is the driver and Maduros is the girl wearing her hair gelled to the side of her face that thinks her b/f's cavalier really has 400hp and the muffler he put on her 1990 Duster adds 20hp. The drive from FIU to Coconut Grove always had some "interesting" cars.

Martino617 · 04-01-2006, 09:24 PM

http://videos.streetfire.net/categor...D5C9BB11A9.htm

thats the link Alejo

its old but funny.....

tricky · 06-15-2006, 03:30 PM

TTT cuz this thread makes me laugh. Here's a pic I snapped the other day. priceless...

snowblazin · 06-15-2006, 04:21 PM

Well, not something a ricer said but still damn funny. Yesterday my boss and another of my coworkers were outside and they noticed my car back in the lot finally. They both complimented me on my new lower grill...

I politely informed them that was my intercooler...

Mr. 4500 RPM · 06-15-2006, 04:25 PM

not something to brag about but yall can rag on me for this but my gf used to call my car a ricer /cry because the car was rediculously loud with the megan racing catback and mam mid pipe and obx header....as of right now i am just running the obx header and that alone is quiet....it gives the car a nice throaty sound like it actually has some power....lol

Red5_02 · 06-17-2006, 03:45 AM

Not a story of a something a ricer saed but did. Guy I know lives in town here and has a 70 Mustang Mach 1 all set up for the drag strip. Thing's got all the goodies to make it fast, a blown, alcohol-injected (through 3 throttle bodies) 516 ci Ford crate motor. Pushes high 7s in the quarter. While cruising on the interstate at about 60 mph, a kid in a Civi Si pulls up and buzzs him trying to get a rise. So Smith smashes the gas and breaks the rear tires loose (on the interstate @ 60 mph) and literally leaves the Civic in smoke.

StealthWyvern · 06-17-2006, 03:59 AM

When I first got my Protege5 a friend asked me what Rotary engine it had.

Mazdaspeed989 · 06-17-2006, 04:50 AM

At Shell filling up

Ricer: This thing got a turbo?
Me: Yeah
Ricer: Is it fast?
Me: It's pretty quick, fun to drive
Ricer: You been to a track yet?
Me: No still want to do a few things to it before I go embarass myself
Ricer: (Points to his neon (not srt-4)) I ran 13's last wkend
Me: (Laughing to myself) Oh yeah what have you done to it?
Ricer: Catback Exhaust
Me: Cool (Pump clicks to a stop)
Ricer: Wow that was fast
Me: Yeah it was half full already
Ricer: (Noticing my total) $19 that's really cheap to fill up it cost me about $40 to fill up
Me: ..... have a good night

pluto316 · 06-17-2006, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StealthWyvern

When I first got my Protege5 a friend asked me what Rotary engine it had.

Everyone askes me that question for my Protege and Miata.

Rac3rX · 06-17-2006, 10:11 AM

2 nights ago at the track, after a I spanked a Lancer, the guy asked me to pull over to chat for a sec, and hes all serious like. I got no issues. He pulls over next to one of his buddies that was watching the race. Right after the car are pulled over he askes me if its the original motor. I laigh and am Like umm yeah, its moded a bit but its still the original motor. He says "No!" I pop the hood, and go look for yourself.

Check out the spanking, race #2

I wouldnt call them "Ricers" but it was funny as Hell when he refused to beleve it was the original block, a Protege is not a Civic.

awsmp5 · 06-17-2006, 10:41 AM

damn dude nice runs
i have yet to drag race... probably sucks tho

Rac3rX · 06-17-2006, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by awsmp5

damn dude nice runs
i have yet to drag race... probably sucks tho

Thanks, you should of seen how pissed the Saab Turbo got after his ass got handed to him.

He wouldnt slow to say "Hey good race", or give thumbs up or hang louse. He pulled his hand brake half way down the section to slow down after the race for no reason making crazy noise, I even thought hhe was out of control for a sec before I realized he was just being a Dickhead. He kept it pulled while he floored it arround the corner and left the track. What a sore loser!

You get better the more time you spend at the track. Just make sure you know how to Stage before you go so as not to look like a newb at the line, and have fun.

Metal MP5 · 06-17-2006, 12:42 PM

Rac3rx, i might pass by St-Eu next week ... do you go often?

04-01-2006, 02:17 AM	#556
Puckpimp71 I'm all about the Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 1,840	Hey, Alejo, can we even have ricers in Miami? I think we've got a different breed... Blue Sky food by the pound Pollo Imperialers is a mouthful though. Arrozitos maybe? __________________ The Official MUST READ OF THE MONTH: http://www.msprotege.com/forum/showp...7&postcount=27 Turbo hype + Turbo lag - Turbo power = VTEC The MSP doesn't really "hesitate". It's just unsure of it's movement. Now for the fun stuff! Performance mods are: Apex 3in open j-pipe, Injen, H2O Intercooler Sprayer (I swear it makes a slight difference), Kartboy shifter bushings/exhaust hangers, Corksport SS Clutch line, NSN Motorsports Throttle Body Spacer, Turbohoses Aluminum Hardpipes, BoostSciences Dual Stage Boost Controller, DSM AFC v. 2, Turbohoses SMIC, Front and Rear EBC Dimpled and Slotted Rotors, EBC Yellow Stuff pads, AWR MTX Motor Mounts, Street Unit Intake Manifold, QTP Electric Cut-out, AWR trailing arms, GT Spec V brace, Evolv Rear Sway Bar Brackets, MAM Exhaust Manifold, TWM Short Throw Shifter, MAM 60mmTB Mods that have nothing to do with making the car quicker are: Alpine CDA-9855, JL Audio 12w3, Stewart Warner Boost Gauge with way more boost than I'll EVER use, HKS TT, AEM WB O2 Sensor

04-01-2006, 02:19 AM	#557
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04-01-2006, 02:21 AM	#558
Puckpimp71 I'm all about the Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 1,840	Arrocero is the driver and Maduros is the girl wearing her hair gelled to the side of her face that thinks her b/f's cavalier really has 400hp and the muffler he put on her 1990 Duster adds 20hp. The drive from FIU to Coconut Grove always had some "interesting" cars. __________________ Sigs are visible only in your first post on a page. To change your thread display preferences, click here and enable 'Always Show Signature'. Last edited by Puckpimp71; 04-01-2006 at 02:24 AM.

06-15-2006, 03:30 PM	#560
tricky How bout a cold one Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 930	TTT cuz this thread makes me laugh. Here's a pic I snapped the other day. priceless... Attached Thumbnails __________________ -Powered by Unichip- my car @ cardomain.com

06-15-2006, 04:21 PM	#561
snowblazin Done. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: RI Posts: 978	Well, not something a ricer said but still damn funny. Yesterday my boss and another of my coworkers were outside and they noticed my car back in the lot finally. They both complimented me on my new lower grill... I politely informed them that was my intercooler... Last edited by snowblazin; 06-15-2006 at 04:38 PM.

04-01-2006, 09:24 PM	#559
Martino617 HEHE Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: west union Sc Posts: 201	http://videos.streetfire.net/categor...D5C9BB11A9.htm thats the link Alejo its old but funny.....

06-15-2006, 04:25 PM	#562
Mr. 4500 RPM Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: CT Posts: 3,225	not something to brag about but yall can rag on me for this but my gf used to call my car a ricer /cry because the car was rediculously loud with the megan racing catback and mam mid pipe and obx header....as of right now i am just running the obx header and that alone is quiet....it gives the car a nice throaty sound like it actually has some power....lol __________________ Current: 2010 Camaro SS 2008 Grand Cherookee 1998 M3 Vert Former: 03.5 Protege5

06-17-2006, 03:45 AM	#563
Red5_02 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Boston Posts: 408	Not a story of a something a ricer saed but did. Guy I know lives in town here and has a 70 Mustang Mach 1 all set up for the drag strip. Thing's got all the goodies to make it fast, a blown, alcohol-injected (through 3 throttle bodies) 516 ci Ford crate motor. Pushes high 7s in the quarter. While cruising on the interstate at about 60 mph, a kid in a Civi Si pulls up and buzzs him trying to get a rise. So Smith smashes the gas and breaks the rear tires loose (on the interstate @ 60 mph) and literally leaves the Civic in smoke.

06-17-2006, 03:59 AM	#564
StealthWyvern Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Jaxs Posts: 6,448	When I first got my Protege5 a friend asked me what Rotary engine it had. __________________ Battle my Brute http://stealthwyvern.mybrute.com StealthWyvern's How-to Quick Links!! // Stealth's Cardomain If you see a how-to thats not in this list please pm to add it!

06-17-2006, 04:50 AM	#565
Mazdaspeed989 AKA: Mazdaspeed304 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 255	At Shell filling up Ricer: This thing got a turbo? Me: Yeah Ricer: Is it fast? Me: It's pretty quick, fun to drive Ricer: You been to a track yet? Me: No still want to do a few things to it before I go embarass myself Ricer: (Points to his neon (not srt-4)) I ran 13's last wkend Me: (Laughing to myself) Oh yeah what have you done to it? Ricer: Catback Exhaust Me: Cool (Pump clicks to a stop) Ricer: Wow that was fast Me: Yeah it was half full already Ricer: (Noticing my total) $19 that's really cheap to fill up it cost me about $40 to fill up Me: ..... have a good night __________________ Mods: Injen CAI :: Corksport 'Power Series' Exhaust :: Split Second A/F Controller :: Accuboost Dual Stage Boost Controller :: DGM Grill :: Eibach Pro Kit :: Kartboy Short Shifter/Bushings :: Kartboy Exhaust Hangers :: Greddy Full Auto Turbo Timer :: Autometer Lunar Series Boost Guage :: Custom Shift/E-Brake Boots :: Blacked Out Headlight Housing :: Autozone Foglights :: MAM Guage Rings Soon To Come: Clear Corners Kit (Waiting for install) :: Custom Sub Box (Completed but sub blew out...again) Sub Box Here: (http://www.msprotege.com/forum/showt...p?t=123634085)

06-17-2006, 10:11 AM	#567
Rac3rX The Infamous Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,319	2 nights ago at the track, after a I spanked a Lancer, the guy asked me to pull over to chat for a sec, and hes all serious like. I got no issues. He pulls over next to one of his buddies that was watching the race. Right after the car are pulled over he askes me if its the original motor. I laigh and am Like umm yeah, its moded a bit but its still the original motor. He says "No!" I pop the hood, and go look for yourself. Check out the spanking, race #2 I wouldnt call them "Ricers" but it was funny as Hell when he refused to beleve it was the original block, a Protege is not a Civic. __________________ 91 GTI VR6 My Cardomain Page

06-17-2006, 10:41 AM	#568
awsmp5 e30'ed Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: College Park, MD Posts: 876	damn dude nice runs i have yet to drag race... probably sucks tho __________________ '89 325i BUY EM!

06-17-2006, 12:42 PM	#570
Metal MP5 AWD baby Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 2,451	Rac3rx, i might pass by St-Eu next week ... do you go often? __________________ 2007 Mazdaspeed6 2003.5 MSP @ 18psi ... stolen 1995 Eagle Talon TSi AWD 1986 RX7 GXL turbos are my friend!

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