Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you.

[jaw307]

Originally Posted by katsmp3

BEST STORY EVER.....

BB (my mp3) had a flat tire. So i was gonna walk a couple blocks to meet my friend that I buy tires from. Another friend happened to see me and stopped. The friend was in his decked out prelude (may have even had a bad ass type R sticker). So he offered to give me a ride and I hopped in. We had gone a block or so and said....

"YOU WANT TO SEE HOW THE HONDA CAN HANDLE?"

.... I said sure, and he sped up to take a turn. I guess he wasn't quite sure how the honda could handle either because he slung us into the curb. We hopped out of the car and saw the broken front axil and oil leaking from the engine. We both knew the car was totaled so I added...

"I guess we are clear on how the honda can handle"

hahahahaha that is the best story ever, I bet he felt like a real dick head. I hope you still make fun of him about it

[jmv]

Originally Posted by katsmp3

BEST STORY EVER.....

BB (my mp3) had a flat tire. So i was gonna walk a couple blocks to meet my friend that I buy tires from. Another friend happened to see me and stopped. The friend was in his decked out prelude (may have even had a bad ass type R sticker). So he offered to give me a ride and I hopped in. We had gone a block or so and said....

"YOU WANT TO SEE HOW THE HONDA CAN HANDLE?"

.... I said sure, and he sped up to take a turn. I guess he wasn't quite sure how the honda could handle either because he slung us into the curb. We hopped out of the car and saw the broken front axil and oil leaking from the engine. We both knew the car was totaled so I added...

"I guess we are clear on how the honda can handle"

damn, bet he was lovin that.

[katsmp3]

yeah, that happened in Mississippi. A year after I moved to Baltimore, he moved here. Soooo... I make sure to mention it every time i see him.

[Da 6]

Vtec must have kicked in kinda like bolting a aftermaret s/c an cobra and punching the hell out of it on stock tires and rims!
Click here to see Video

[Replica]

Originally Posted by jaw307

and a......wait this is original.......a JDM B16 motor swap.

The B16A1....pretty much any B16 with a cable tranny....is JDM.

[GrandBelialKey]

Originally Posted by Da 6

Vtec must have kicked in kinda like bolting a aftermaret s/c an cobra and punching the hell out of it on stock tires and rims!

that must have been filmed on the moron cam

f'in moron

[chuyler1]

Acting like a stupid ricer would be a great way to hustle people into racing you...except you can't possibly make up some of the shit that comes out of their mouth.

[imjustagirl]

Had this real douche come into the dealership, come to my parts counter and proceed to tell me he needed to buy a turn signal switch for his Mitsu Eclipse N/T.. I said okay, priced it for him, let him know I didnt have it etc, etc, so he then proceeds to leave..

Well later that day, I'm off work and standing around getting an education on race bikes (one of the guys I work with races @ summit point etc) and this tool comes back in, announces that hes here to buy a 04-05 Eclipse because he HAS to have the the turn signal switch to auto-X with... so basically, hes wanting to buy a whole car to replace the switch.. whats even better is his POS is a 2nd gen... not even the same part..

then he starts talking all this shit about street bikes and how hes "importing" parts from Japan for his gixxer... all in front of 2 guys that professionally race bikes... we all got a good laugh at this douches expense..

[MazdaGecko]

Originally Posted by katsmp3

BEST STORY EVER.....

BB (my mp3) had a flat tire. So i was gonna walk a couple blocks to meet my friend that I buy tires from. Another friend happened to see me and stopped. The friend was in his decked out prelude (may have even had a bad ass type R sticker). So he offered to give me a ride and I hopped in. We had gone a block or so and said....

"YOU WANT TO SEE HOW THE HONDA CAN HANDLE?"

.... I said sure, and he sped up to take a turn. I guess he wasn't quite sure how the honda could handle either because he slung us into the curb. We hopped out of the car and saw the broken front axil and oil leaking from the engine. We both knew the car was totaled so I added...

"I guess we are clear on how the honda can handle"

Lmao!
Best loser ever!

[Da 6]

Originally Posted by chuyler1

Acting like a stupid ricer would be a great way to hustle people into racing you...except you can't possibly make up some of the shit that comes out of their mouth.

LOL I told people my car was a beat up old cop car with marauder bumper and tips...they bought it

[jaw307]

Originally Posted by imjustagirl

Had this real douche come into the dealership, come to my parts counter and proceed to tell me he needed to buy a turn signal switch for his Mitsu Eclipse N/T.. I said okay, priced it for him, let him know I didnt have it etc, etc, so he then proceeds to leave..

Well later that day, I'm off work and standing around getting an education on race bikes (one of the guys I work with races @ summit point etc) and this tool comes back in, announces that hes here to buy a 04-05 Eclipse because he HAS to have the the turn signal switch to auto-X with... so basically, hes wanting to buy a whole car to replace the switch.. whats even better is his POS is a 2nd gen... not even the same part..

then he starts talking all this shit about street bikes and how hes "importing" parts from Japan for his gixxer... all in front of 2 guys that professionally race bikes... we all got a good laugh at this douches expense..

I was at a friends house the other night and there were a bunch of bags I didn't know(you know the kind you have never met but you have the uncontrolable urge to hit) standing around his TV watching some stunt bike video. anyways they just kept saying how they've done that or I know someone that has done that, best part is the one drunk as that kept saying hes done that turned out to have never owned a bike ever. plus there was a bike running from cops in europe and his speedo said 270. they insisted that it was mph in heavy traffic. douche bags

[quicksilvermp5]

i dunno if this is considered rice but a while back, we were at some Acura dealer here in Vegas coz one of my friends wanted to trade in his car for an rsx-s, so the sales dude was giving us all the crappy sales talk about the rsx-s how it handles and how fast it goes and shit v-tec this v-tec that slap a turbo and you're the shit kinda thing, then my friend with the msp dropped by and passed by us while we were talking with the sales man... the sales man was like "what the hell? is that cars engine broken?" refering to the turbo spool and the turkey sound... me and my friend just looked at each other... then we just left and went to a different stealershit...

[Da 6]

lol! is that car broken?

[AzMz6]

heard this, this last weekend, thought it would fit in here....

"if you think fast and the furious was a documentary, you might be a ricer"

thought i would share...lol...

[quicksilvermp5]

Originally Posted by Da 6

lol! is that car broken?

i dunno which car u were refering to, but that was a good lough for me that day i mean, the dude was talking about cars and turbos like he knows it all lolz! the msp has the injen intake which made the turkey sound louder... but the 05 si my friend was trading was kinda broken if that helps =)