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Old 10-14-2007, 06:09 PM   #1831
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i would so run these on my car


chicks <3 flowers
Wasn't that an option from VW for the beetle like the first or 2nd year it was released??

Cause I remember seeing a few VW Beetles around here with those flower rims on them.
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:13 PM   #1832
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I just finished my Renesis swap in my P5..

I call it the Roto-j 5

oh, and AWD swap too.

and Rockets, what good is AWD if you don't have rocket power...
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:23 PM   #1833
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should have gone 20B yo !!!!!!


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Old 10-14-2007, 06:24 PM   #1834
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i think the nos kit was show purpose only, too.
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Old 10-14-2007, 08:45 PM   #1835
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but NOS kits are supposed to be FUN!!!!!!

I'll never forget my friend's friend putting a NOS kit on his F150........ crazy....... he decided to do a burnout for the camera while pushing the NOS button during said burnout......


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Old 10-14-2007, 10:39 PM   #1836
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Rental car on nitrous........ LOL



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Old 10-14-2007, 10:45 PM   #1837
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I saw a Bug once with weird rims on it when I lived out in San Diego - they looked like big Teddy Grahams...
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:00 PM   #1838
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I saw a Bug once with weird rims on it when I lived out in San Diego - they looked like big Teddy Grahams...
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:02 PM   #1839
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lol! Yep! They're the ones...that's the first thing I thought of "teddy graham rims???"
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:27 AM   #1840
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not sure if its ricer but...

today at work some of my coworkers were saying my car looked nice and sounded good again. then comes this girl and says how's about u take me a ride in ur subaru? that totally killed my happiness lol. then my friends goes and says its not a subaru, its a mazda right? lol the girl then says do u race, o wait u can drift in ur car right like those cars in fast and the furious? i was like uhh sure like fwd can pull a nice drift off like a rwd car. then she asks me if her civic can drift..i walked away xP
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:09 AM   #1841
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was the girl cute?
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:13 AM   #1842
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nope not really haha. so it didnt matter =P

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Old 10-15-2007, 03:18 AM   #1843
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lol, not to sound sexist, but you cant really expect her to know much about cars...

but that does suck dude

and that rental on nitrous! damn, fuckin awesome lol
I shoulda done something like that when I had a rental a few weeks ago...woulda made driving a f*cking dodge caliber sx/t at least half interesting...
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^take the bottle, leave the other stuff...

then imagine the rental car place with the biggest WTF moments in history...
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not sure if its ricer but...

today at work some of my coworkers were saying my car looked nice and sounded good again. then comes this girl and says how's about u take me a ride in ur subaru? that totally killed my happiness lol. then my friends goes and says its not a subaru, its a mazda right? lol the girl then says do u race, o wait u can drift in ur car right like those cars in fast and the furious? i was like uhh sure like fwd can pull a nice drift off like a rwd car. then she asks me if her civic can drift..i walked away xP
d'oh >_<

[QUOTE=neox.286;3440933]lol, not to sound sexist, but you cant really expect her to know much about cars...
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