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Old 09-23-2007, 10:52 PM   #1666
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Eh.........her body is nice but she has the face of a South Beach transsexual...... and if you've ever been to south beach (florida) and had one walk by you while you were the heading to the club you'd know how scary it is.....
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Old 09-24-2007, 01:31 AM   #1667
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Eh.........her body is nice but she has the face of a South Beach transsexual...... and if you've ever been to south beach (florida) and had one walk by you while you were the heading to the club you'd know how scary it is.....

hahaha wow. that was funny
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Old 09-24-2007, 01:54 AM   #1668
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I think that chick is fine ...
Have another look; hooker heels
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Old 09-24-2007, 02:14 AM   #1669
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A ricer told me tonight...

Whos uncle ben? lmao...

no really tho, I seen a mazda 6 with some ricer kit an wing somewhere but I fogot. ill remever ber later.
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Old 09-24-2007, 02:25 AM   #1670
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my friend revs his tbe evo because i was being a jackass and standing in the parking spot he wanted to park in right outside a tapioca express. some kids around our age (we're 18) was like "woah....... what do you have under the hood?" my friend replies "nothing only a blow off valve" as if the BOV had anything to do with anything, the ricer replies "no wonder" at that moment me and my friend just look at each other and start to laugh a little

BTW his bov is recirculating so it makes no sound at all
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Old 09-24-2007, 02:27 AM   #1671
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my friend revs his tbe evo because i was being a jackass and standing in the parking spot he wanted to park in right outside a tapioca express. some kids around our age (we're 18) was like "woah....... what do you have under the hood?" my friend replies "nothing only a blow off valve" as if the BOV had anything to do with anything, the ricer replies "no wonder" at that moment me and my friend just look at each other and start to laugh a little

BTW his bov is recirculating so it makes no sound at all
lol, nice.
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Old 09-24-2007, 03:01 PM   #1672
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lmao .... check this video
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/2...e00129505a.htm
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Old 09-24-2007, 03:32 PM   #1673
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^updated version of an old vid...still funny though
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Old 09-24-2007, 06:31 PM   #1674
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO @ that yellow accord/prelude with the huge wing and the LOCK on it, like someone wants to steal THAT?! ROFLLLLLLLL [dead]
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Old 09-24-2007, 09:56 PM   #1675
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Damn Those cars look fast they probably get all the girls
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Old 09-25-2007, 03:43 AM   #1677
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A Silvia Type R is rice?
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:49 AM   #1678
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A Silvia Type R is rice?
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My neighbor, known as "Hill jack" by me and my buddy walked over yesterday while working on the P5. He had a for sale post from another forum in his hand printed out, and wanted to ask if this turbo kit will work on his car. He's got a 95 4-door Civic rust bucket. The only details in the ad were that it was on a Honda, and it comes with 440cc injectors.

He said his car will be running 10's when he's done...
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My neighbor, known as "Hill jack" by me and my buddy walked over yesterday while working on the P5. He had a for sale post from another forum in his hand printed out, and wanted to ask if this turbo kit will work on his car. He's got a 95 4-door Civic rust bucket. The only details in the ad were that it was on a Honda, and it comes with 440cc injectors.

He said his car will be running 10's when he's done...
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I love your stories about your neighbor dude........... hilarious. what a douche..... You should have told him

"yeah dog, that shizzle is gonna have you running HIGH 9s on 100 octane race gassizzle yo!!!"
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