Sir Nuke
11-25-2002, 04:05 AM
a hillbilly found himself sitting next to a rather nicely dressed man on a long plane flight....it was the hillbillies first flight....and didn't quite know what to do.....the man sitting next to him was reading a book.....and finally the hillbilly broke the silence and blurted out "you know....I hear it makes these flights shorter if you talk"....so finally the man put down his book and looked at the hillbilly and ask him what he would like to talk about....the hillbilly tells the man to pick a subject.....so he suggests "how about nuclear power?"....then the hillbilly asks the man if he knows what a pile of cow shit is called? the man says "no"...the hillbilly says "its a patty"....then he asks the man if he knows what rabbit shit is called....again the man answers "no" the hillbilly says "they are pellets" then he asks the man what horse shit is called and again the man says "no" and the hillbilly says " they are road apples". the man stops him from saying another word and asks " just what does all this have to do with Nuclear Power...and the hillbilly replays....."WELL, YOU don't know shit, how do you expect to discuss Nuclear Power"..