Sir Nuke
11-25-2002, 02:29 AM
A young 20 something attending his regular church had been noticing one of the sunday school teachers...she was very pretty...but he was hesitant to ask her out.....finally after a few months of wishing to see her socially he finally ask the young lady out for dinner...and she agreed.
He picks her up and they go out to a very nice resturant for dinner....after dinner he orders a drink and asks her if she would like one too....she says " OH NO....i CAN'T drink....what in the world would I tell my sunday school class".....he doesn't think much of that and they continue their conversation.....then he gets out his cigerettes and offers her one and again she says " OH NO, I can't smoke...what in the world would I tell my sunday school class"...
by know the guy KNOWS in his mind that the evening is going to be pretty fruitless, as his date will not drink or smoke......otherwise the evening has been fairly plesent.....they leave the resturant and head home....as they are driving down the road he sees the sign for a motel up the road and thinks to himself that there is NO chance...but he has nothing to loose. SO he musters up the courage and asks his date " ahhhh I am not sure how to say this but....there is a motel just up the road, would you like to get a room and spend the night with me??" MUCH to his amazement she says "THAT would be great!"
He whips the car in and hops out....registers and drives to the door of their room.....they go in and proceed to have a long and passion filled evening.
The next morning he wakes up and starts to feel guilty as he looks at her naked body laying on the bed with her hair srewen out over the pillow....he thinks to himself "what have i done...I have taken advantage of this dear innocent sunday school teacher....
She wakes up and finds him staring at her and asks what is wrong and he tells her how is is feeling...and says to her "WHAT are you going to say to your sunday school class"....and she respongs"
"the same thing I always tell them.....you can have a heck of a lot of fun without drinking or smoking!!!"
(stash)
He picks her up and they go out to a very nice resturant for dinner....after dinner he orders a drink and asks her if she would like one too....she says " OH NO....i CAN'T drink....what in the world would I tell my sunday school class".....he doesn't think much of that and they continue their conversation.....then he gets out his cigerettes and offers her one and again she says " OH NO, I can't smoke...what in the world would I tell my sunday school class"...
by know the guy KNOWS in his mind that the evening is going to be pretty fruitless, as his date will not drink or smoke......otherwise the evening has been fairly plesent.....they leave the resturant and head home....as they are driving down the road he sees the sign for a motel up the road and thinks to himself that there is NO chance...but he has nothing to loose. SO he musters up the courage and asks his date " ahhhh I am not sure how to say this but....there is a motel just up the road, would you like to get a room and spend the night with me??" MUCH to his amazement she says "THAT would be great!"
He whips the car in and hops out....registers and drives to the door of their room.....they go in and proceed to have a long and passion filled evening.
The next morning he wakes up and starts to feel guilty as he looks at her naked body laying on the bed with her hair srewen out over the pillow....he thinks to himself "what have i done...I have taken advantage of this dear innocent sunday school teacher....
She wakes up and finds him staring at her and asks what is wrong and he tells her how is is feeling...and says to her "WHAT are you going to say to your sunday school class"....and she respongs"
"the same thing I always tell them.....you can have a heck of a lot of fun without drinking or smoking!!!"
(stash)