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[Equinox]

You know, when I was little I had dyslexia. I used to write about it in my dairy.

[Equinox]

Sometimes when I ride the bus, I like to read the bible, and mumble to myself, "What bull crap."

[I_Vtec]

A man gets in an accident and looses his eye. They try to replace it with a ceramic or glass eye but he has an allergic reaction. So he has to get a wooden eye. The man starts spending all his free time at home. He won't go out and he can't get a date. Finally his friend comes over and forces him to go to the club. The guy won't talk to anyone and won't ask anyone to dance. His friend comes over and points out that there is a girl with a pegleg in the corner. He tells his friend to go talk to her because she'll know what he's going thru. He decides to go ask her to dance.

"Excuse me miss, would you care to dance."

"Would I!!."

"You pegleg BITCH."

It's better if told in person.

[Sir Nuke]

Originally posted by pro5man
A man gets in an accident and looses his eye. They try to replace it with a ceramic or glass eye but he has an allergic reaction. So he has to get a wooden eye. The man starts spending all his free time at home. He won't go out and he can't get a date. Finally his friend comes over and forces him to go to the club. The guy won't talk to anyone and won't ask anyone to dance. His friend comes over and points out that there is a girl with a pegleg in the corner. He tells his friend to go talk to her because she'll know what he's going thru. He decides to go ask her to dance.

"Excuse me miss, would you care to dance."

"Would I!!."

"You pegleg BITCH."

It's better if told in person.

LOL a variation on an oldie .......