Boys Night Out [Archive]

Sir Nuke

11-13-2002, 10:02 PM

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing she'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with her. The next morning my
wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12:00. she didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.

YellowBaggedP5

11-13-2002, 10:14 PM

hahahaha (rofl)

ZoomZoomH

11-13-2002, 10:20 PM

LMAO!!!!!! (rofl)

sttl013

11-13-2002, 10:31 PM

(rofl)

OMG I'm in tears. That was the funniest shit!!!
Man, I needed that today!!

You have such a way with words.

derrick1623

11-13-2002, 11:40 PM

doooood, we(myself, my woman, and my mother) all got a kick out of that. that was funny shit!!!

Zombiefreakx

11-13-2002, 11:43 PM

duuuuude, that was fucking great.

Kooldino

11-14-2002, 02:19 AM

HAHAHAHHAHA, well written!!!!

Kooldino

11-14-2002, 02:20 AM

I hope you didn't drive home smashed, btw!

Sir Nuke

11-14-2002, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by Kooldino
I hope you didn't drive home smashed, btw!

its a STORY....fiction....not an actual occurance. (stash)

macklum

11-14-2002, 07:25 AM

Even if this is only a story ,it shows that no matter what, they know everthing just like mothers do.

PA_MP3_Man

11-14-2002, 09:53 AM

Man now I'm dissapointed. I thought that actually happened to you. That was seriously the funniest thing I've read for a long time. Mostly because I thought it actually happened. Oh well. It was still great. Thanks sir nuke.

fastdrvr23

11-14-2002, 10:35 AM

That was awesome! I needed a chuckle this morning, thanks Nuke!

LaserBlueMSP

08-03-2004, 11:57 AM

hahahhahaa i love it its great!

AZDriftR

08-03-2004, 12:02 PM

LMAO! im at the library and laughing so hard im crying and everybody is looking at me like im crazy

LaserBlueMSP

08-03-2004, 12:40 PM

i know, its like the best joke i have heard in a long long time

JOS3

08-03-2004, 12:42 PM

bwahahaa, thats hilarious. too bad it isnt true....

YP5 Toronto

08-03-2004, 12:43 PM

that was awesome...just what I need while at work!

Midnight22

08-03-2004, 03:32 PM

im in tears, god that was good

Dr.Sound

08-06-2004, 12:35 AM

good one nuke....LMAO

cbcbd

08-06-2004, 12:41 AM

hahahaha that was really good

Wow, old thread

Crock

08-17-2004, 11:14 PM

I knew it was too good to be true. If it was you would have the coolest wife.