Warning nasty sick funny

[melicha8]

What's the best thing about getting a blowjob from an Ethiopian

Knowing they'll swallow

HaHaHa

[Pro5OnSpeed]

thats horrible! but it made me laugh!

whats the difference between a preist and acne?
acne at least waits till a boy's 15 before it comes on his face!

[big_ben]

How do you kill 1000 flies with one swat?


Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. (rofl)

[I_Vtec]

How do you kill 100 Ethiopians?




Throw a hamburger off a cliff

[Equinox]

how do you kill all respect for the western world?

Tell jokes about a starving people who are tortured by warlords. =)

[Pro5OnSpeed]

OUCH!

[big_ben]

how do you kill all respect for the western world?

Tell jokes about a starving people who are tortured by warlords. =)
(rofl) That's a good one man, keep 'em coming.(rofl)

[APEXistud]

Originally posted by big_ben

(rofl) That's a good one man, keep 'em coming.(rofl)

Damn man. You gotta love ben, he always let you know how he feels. No offense to Equinox, but this is the Humor forum. It's just for shits an giggles man.:)

[Equinox]

Originally posted by APEXistud


Damn man. You gotta love ben, he always let you know how he feels. No offense to Equinox, but this is the Humor forum. It's just for shits an giggles man.:)


Heh oh I know, I didn't attack anyone, notice the smilie, lol.
:D

[RenzoMSP]

More Ethiopian jokes pls.

[Roywhitep5]

wtf? lol

[SP33D]

how do you starve an ethiopian?

LOLL THEY"RE ALL STARVING ALREADY!!

[t3ase]

http://www.studentstruggle.org/imgs/Img_2497.jpg

[smithers_0990]

Whats the best part about having sex with an 9 year old in the shower?

If you get her hair wet it makes her look like shes 8.



Terrible(chair)

[cable43]

yeah all ethopinas are sickly and frail!!!!!!

don't they just make you sick?????

like this one:

http://www.msprotege.com/members/cable43/ethiopia2.jpg
http://www.msprotege.com/members/cable43/ethiopia4.jpg
http://www.msprotege.com/members/cable43/ethiopia5.jpg
http://www.missintercontinental.com/missintercontinental/sedcard-images/98-1.jpg
(Miss Ethiopia 2005)

oh........ you were thinking of this one:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1235000/images/_1239407_ethiopiaap300.jpg

well how bout this:

http://adam.padnas.com/IMG_2831.jpgWash. D.C.
http://www.painetworks.com/photos/ec/ec0169.JPGSeattle
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper519/stills/j2dhhzgg.jpgChicago

there are starving people everywhere,,, don't be a bunch of ignorant fucks

[KzA]

wow u took a joke too far

[t3ase]

no shit.

[cable43]

wow u took a joke too far
i have family from Ethiopia & my wife and I also sponsor children from Ethiopia, Uganda, and Senegal
...and it's not funny

you ever been starving and oppresed?

me either.

[cable43]

and the jokes suck anyway!!!

[t3ase]

and you suck for taking them so serious.

chill out, seriously.

it's in the humor section.

[t3ase]

and by the way, miss ethiopian or whatever her name was *doesn't* look good to me.

at all.

[RenzoMSP]

I wasnt crying when people were starting threads about polak jokes. Get over it.

[cable43]

and by the way, miss ethiopian or whatever her name was *doesn't* look good to me.

at all.


good ... at least someone got the point that i was trying to make:
"how good does this woman look"

that's what i was saying

forget the correlation between poor and staving people in our own country and what we westerners call a "third world", that's just a coincidence.

looks that's where it's at!!!!! that's what count's.

and it looks like my point is invalid because you think this woman "doesn't look good at all".

well can i ask, who Does look good?

[KzA]

u must be a hit at parties

[cable43]

I wasnt crying when people were starting threads about polak jokes. Get over it.

idk... i guess that's because you don't know how to stand up for anyone but yourself.

or it could be that you don't have a real sense of culture, humanity, or pride.

Maybe you feel it necessary to appeal to the lowest common denominator for fear of confrontation and lack of education on a particular topic.

but i don't know you so that was just a guess.

i could be wrong.

[cable43]

u must be a hit at parties

i must ... and I am

[Nutari]

idk... i guess that's because you don't know how to stand up for anyone but yourself.

or it could be that you don't have a real sense of culture, humanity, or pride.

Maybe you feel it necessary to appeal to the lowest common denominator for fear of confrontation and lack of education on a particular topic.

but i don't know you so that was just a guess.

i could be wrong.
(boom03) (jerkit)

[Roywhitep5]

http://www.planearium2.de/pics/pics-109-4.jpg

whats with all these damn flies???

[cable43]

(boom03) (jerkit)
ok

[Nutari]

ok
are you ethiopian?

[cable43]

no worries

when your town gets flooded and you end up homeless... i'll be one of the ones fight to help you out

you people better start figuring out that life is bigger than you and your dim witted ability to knock others

( for some of you, the "town flooded" part was a metaphor. I do realize that some of you are in areas that will most likely not be flooded in the next couple thousand years)

[cable43]

are you ethiopian?
no.... have family that is
i wrote more about that already

[Nutari]

no worries

when your town gets flooded and you end up homeless... i'll be one of the ones fight to help you out

you people better start figuring out that life is bigger than you and your dim witted ability to knock others

( for some of you, the "town flooded" part was a metaphor. I do realize that some of you are in areas that will most likely not be flooded in the next couple thousand years)
Its always flooded here. :)

[Fro-Daddy]

flooded in the next couple thousand years

your going to come and save us in a couple of thousand years? then we will be as skinny as the Ethiopians :P

honestly mate, its a joke, not meant to offend anyone, im sure they tell jokes about fat we are...woopdi doo basil!

get over yourself, your no-one special and your all on your own...

[cable43]

your going to come and save us in a couple of thousand years? then we will be as skinny as the Ethiopians :P

honestly mate, its a joke, not meant to offend anyone, im sure they tell jokes about fat we are...woopdi doo basil!

get over yourself, your no-one special and your all on your own...


my point was to realize we are ALL special and none of us are alone

as fucked up as this world is today a little humanity can go a long way

nice attitude though.. great outlook on life and people

though it was a joke it did offend people

but like i said... no worries

[RenzoMSP]

idk... i guess that's because you don't know how to stand up for anyone but yourself.

or it could be that you don't have a real sense of culture, humanity, or pride.

Maybe you feel it necessary to appeal to the lowest common denominator for fear of confrontation and lack of education on a particular topic.

but i don't know you so that was just a guess.

i could be wrong.
You are wrong.

[evilmonkeyMSP]

wow.....i dont get mad when people on here refer to white people as "honkys". For one...its a joke, for another, its the internet.....dont take either too serious...

[vindication]

people, please re-subscribe to Humor Monthly. Calm down. Also, what joke is not made at the expense of someone/something else. Not any funny ones at least. People get their shits and giggles at the missfortune of others. Just the way it is. I doubt someone never laughed at a joke making fun of another.

[Dexter]

I wasnt crying when people were starting threads about polak jokes. Get over it.

<3

[mooS mooS]

This is going nowhere and is just going to end up with people swinging their e-penii around to see who has the biggest Text. This will all end in heartbreak

*Locked*



not really.

[crispixoo7]

Oh! I've got a funny joke: How do you know when you've taken an ethiopian joke too far?

When cable43 starts ranting (rant) (eekfu)!!

(rlaugh)?

[cable43]

cool my bad!

[t3ase]

This is going nowhere and is just going to end up with people swinging their e-penii around to see who has the biggest Text. This will all end in heartbreak

*Locked*



not really.
<font style="font-size: 9999px;">DOES THIS COUNT AS THE BIGGEST TEXT?</font>

[vindication]

stupid moderator and his stupid ability to do whatever he wants. what the hell did you write?

[mooS mooS]

that shit would be soooo freaking funny.....

if we had any idea what the hell it says.....

I guess t3ase wins.... that's one damned big e-penii

[Nutari]

"Does this count as the biggest text."

[Nutari]

DOES THIS COUNT AS THE BIGGEST TEXT?</font>

yeah..

[Nutari]

<font style="font-size: 9999px;">P</font>

[Rism]

he said

"DOES THIS COUNT AS THE BIGGEST TEXT?"

[Nutari]

he said

"DOES THIS COUNT AS THE BIGGEST TEXT?"
welcome to 10 minutes ago when I already said that two times.. moron

[Fro-Daddy]

P?

[anarchistchiken]

Yeah that cable clown has a severe lack of humor of any kind. I personally think this thread is pretty fucked up and un funny, cause there are a few things that I just dont joke about, and this is definatly one of them, but jesus man, come off your fucking high horse. It's not that big a deal. If these ideas/jokes are realy that bad, then the people telling them will end up in hell, or getting hit with bad karma, or whatever you want to believe, but yelling at them over the internet just makes you look like an idiot.

[cable43]

there was never any yelling or e penis swinging. never been my style.

I was just stating how I felt about the jokes and a little insight on how I feel about belittling downtrodden people. I'm not on a high horse. I'm no BETTER than anyone making the jokes, or joining in on the band wagon.
the jokes bothered me- so I said something about it.

we'll all go on with our lives - it's cool. we all choose what we say and do in this world.
i got nothin but love for everyone here: even Kbap (that f'er)!!


and man... if you have ever looked at a few of my other posts you would realize i do have a sense of humor and am a pretty well balanced forum member

i've seen you guys go OFF about HP and appearance and FI vs NA
but when someone wants to comment about people, or morals they don't have a sense of humor.

hey this is the internet it only matters if you let it.
some people see avatars, sigs, and pics
i try to see real people on the other end
whatever.... i'll do my thing, you all do yours

[crispixoo7]

i set my resolution to 10,000 x 7,000 and i STILL can't read it... (poke)

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Quote it, hit CTRL+A to select all & then copy to MS word & change the size...

[mooS mooS]

You mean to tell me that none of you have 65K x 65K Resolution?

[/url]
http://www.msprotege.com/members/mooS%20mooS/resolution.JPG ("]
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for those wondering if this is a horrible Chop, actually, I was re-imaging a client's PC and after downloading the latest updates from MS, the display suddenly got Borked and did this. It's a shame that it didn't actually display at this resolution, just stuck at 800x600 16 color... boo