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willisbr
01-20-2004, 02:14 PM
Guys and gals, I know this is way off topic but I was searching CarDomain.com last night and saw a MUST SEE CAR!! Actually the Yahoos that made the page are more of a laugh than the car.

http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/464198/1

Anyways...when you check that, check out my Infiniti that I'm unfortunately getting rid of. :( Let me know what you think.

http://www.cardomain.com/id/willisbr

Can't wait to get my P5 up to speed! Last night I ordered my Kartboy shifter, Injen CAI, and you know I got that 2Loww deal comming! Hope everyone jumped on that steal! Catch you all later!

Brian

Turbo Matty P
01-20-2004, 02:27 PM
Quote:

Kyle Brent A.K.A K-MONEY
16-17 proud owner of Crystal 1995 Infiniti J30
What up yall me and my cousin Eric have been working on and off for year, doing just minor work. But now we are upgrading enginewise and soundwise.

I am the designer and architech of the project. Eric is the sound and engine Tech guy. But im not going to brag for him, he'll do that his self.

BE AWARE THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE J30!!!!!!

Yo what up yall dis is yo man Eric Mac a.k.a Lil'Mac im the engine and sound guy. i've been working mechanically since i was little about 4-5 i grew up around cars and this is what i love.

Me and my cousin Kyle been workin for a grip on this car. even though its not mine i still treat it like it is. We both love that car u know how it is you put so much into it and you cant stop. We are currently workin on designing to sound hookup and organisation

http://www.mazdamp3.com/members/Turbo%20Matty%20P/464198_3_full.jpg


I can't begin to describe how laughable and upsetting this is all at the same time. THIS is everything I fight against right here. Stupid people, stupid car.

black_rob00
01-20-2004, 02:29 PM
(lol) (lol) (lol)

willisbr
01-20-2004, 02:32 PM
This was my guestbook entry:

Did you strip the car to hide cocaine? Because everything is the same! I know, I know...you dropped a quater underneath the seat...so you tore the WHOLE car apart to get it so you can pay your phone bill. Personally I would have started a lay-away plan for some new duds..but anyway...so you thought "since we have it apart...let's pretend we're building something about impossible and make everyone think that this J is faster than a CBR600!" No wait...it's got more HP than a Skyline, but a civic with a CAI and about 50 dollars in other parts could beat it on the quater mile. Did you guys do the math on any of the shit you were trying to pull off? I do hand it to you though...at least you got the year, make, and model of the car right. Good job guys! Stay in school!! FOR A LONG TIME!! :)

zmepro
01-20-2004, 02:37 PM
damn, i need an infiniti that pushes 725hp with a stock swapped ported/polished, turboed, race setup, w/ airbags and CONSOLE COMPLETELY REMOVED??? NO WAY, i belived it up to tha part about removing the console, thats just impossible

SpicyMchaggis
01-20-2004, 02:39 PM
whoa whoa..my name is k-money..it aint no joke.

BadBandar
01-20-2004, 02:42 PM
(lol) (lol) (lol) (loser) (chair)

Brian MP5T
01-20-2004, 02:42 PM
Bragging Rights
Quarter Mile: 13.5 s @ 120 mph->
0-60: 4.8 s
Est. Horsepower: 725

What The Fuck. It should be able to pull low 11's

(silly)

zmepro
01-20-2004, 02:43 PM
see avatar
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Brian MP5T
01-20-2004, 02:45 PM
That's fucking great. Bling Bling

Turbo Matty P
01-20-2004, 02:47 PM
This is the kind of ammunition I use in other "off-topic" threads.

I didn't see anything further than what I posted. I was too ashamed for these guys to continue...I'm going to go back and re-read it where they talk about the motor and "enginewise" stuff.

willisbr
01-20-2004, 02:50 PM
LOL love the avatar. Honestly for anyone in here that isn't up on the J30 spin...no one to date has even turbo'd one. And anyone that says they have are lying. The only way to do it is move the stearing rack, say bye bye to the AC, pull the most awesome custom headers out of your ass...oh and make the 300ZX turbo harness fit in a 4 door sedan. Maybe looking at spending 15000 total parts/labor. So to get from 210 HP stock to 700+ HP with a few DASH modifications ... I really need these guys to work on my car! Maybe they can soop up my blinker lever and boost my AC controls...that should me in the low teens right? ~! :) Have fun guys

Turbo Matty P
01-20-2004, 02:53 PM
QUOTE: "ERIC THINKING ON A WAY TO SAVE SPACE WITH THE SRS AIRBAG BRAIN SYSTEM"

What the fuck?!?! Anyone notice that after they're done tearing the car apart and installing their new "brain bux" and "computer systums" that they still have the stock radio??

Ignorant fucking idiots. Stick to basketball and bad poses.

RAAZ227
01-20-2004, 03:03 PM
Brake Upgrades: HKS
Drivetrain / Transmission: Custom
Electronics: Spoon
Engine Components: Custom
Exhaust: Custom
Header: Custom
Ignition: Vitek
Intake: HKS
Performance Chip: DiabloSport
Shocks: KYB
Springs: HKS
Strut Bars: Matrix

Since when did Spoon make electronics for Infiniti :rolleyes:


architech = A-R-C-H-I-T-E-C-T

mazdaspeedpower
01-20-2004, 03:05 PM
whoa, nice crackmobile. how much did your mom smoke while she was pregnant with you??? How young were you when you started smoking it? know what, don't even answer homo, get a grade 1 diploma, and copme back when you know your shoe size isn't 473.k? die!!!! I mean, PEACE


that's what I put for my comment. What a fucking bunch of but slut crack smoking losers.

RAAZ227
01-20-2004, 03:10 PM
http://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=256422&perpage=25&pagenumber=1