things not to put in your subject line @ work....as published by GQ

[Turbo Matty P]

Got these out of GQ....Things not to put on your work emails subject line:

Documents i'd like you to shread ASAP

Does anyone know how to FedEx cocaine?

There's a rainbow outside!!

Hey guys, ever thought about unionizing

Check it out naked pictures of my mother.

Job interview today---wish me luck!!

I mean, what was Kelly rippa wearing this morning???

Lost cock ring (sentimental value -plz read)

Why we shouldn't hire minorities

Who's stoned right now?? I am!!

What the hells is this red thing on the tip of my cock (see attached)

The easiest chicks in the office poll (your vote counts)

Bi-curious in accouting seeks the same..

Reminder, NAMBLA mixer friday at my house

Al Queda training manual - per your request

anyone seen my shotgun??

[Gbourdon]

I am going to use some of those for emails.

[SpicyMchaggis]

awesome.

[Turbo Matty P]

my fav.....Lost cock ring (sentimental value! plz-read)!!


Something so funny about that being passed around Lockhed Martin Missle and Space Technology.

[Gbourdon]

Yeah that was the first one that made me decide to use some of those.

[ARunto]

lol....sends e-mail to boss

[Gbourdon]

"Bi-curious in accouting seeks the same."

I'm wondering when accounting is going to lunch so I can use their outlook account and e-mail addy.

[Turbo Matty P]

hahaha! dude...you're gonna have someone crying!!

[StarvingRussian]

LOL the NAMBLA thing, so wrong.

[Turbo Matty P]

NAMBLA rocks....reminds me to pay my dues!!

[girth]

LOL! I love it!