Road Rage

[lasermp5]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid93/p9e8f6e00a22d0585c940fdba9174ca76/fa431108.jpg

Post your funniest road rage stories here.

[sidpro5]

nothing remotely humorus about road rage...............

[lasermp5]

ya ya ya I'm not talking about like getting you ass shot road rage, just funny experience not ending in violence, gang rape, etc...

[sidpro5]

well then, it's not really "rage", is it?

[lasermp5]

aw come on. "humorous road-going engagements"

[sidpro5]

that's more like it. now, GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU F**KING JACKASS!! AND WHERE'S YOUR GODDAMNED TURN SIGNAL?!?!?!?


HAHA .damn, i'm tired!

[Dexter]

i wish i could be 12 and driving a car. cool.

[lasermp5]

?

[sidpro5]

Originally posted by Dexter
i wish i could be 12 and driving a car. cool.

(rofl)

[Togan]

im doing mentally da same as him ...ahh these chinese drivers in vancouver...make u wanna commit suicide...

[3.5titanuimSD]

Dang ur young

[MarkSpark]

yeah u have a little kid-style hair cut...lol

[lasermp5]

:wtf: Who are you to talk? I see as many kids with crew cuts as....well whatever the hell you want to call my hair. That's not even a "style". I don't wear my hair like that. That picture was taken after I got off work and took my hat off. Why am I explaining myself anyways.... how about you kiss my ass and keep your comments to yourself. Now how about a funny story?

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

I got my window banged on by a crazy guy who got mad at me for yielding to an ambulance in traffic.

Then I took off on him.

His civic couldn't catch my *stock* Protege5!!
(lol)(lol)(lol)(lol)(lol)

[Vulcanon]

lol you guys are so mean, he looks like he's 12 but it probably gets the ladies better then looking like eminem (I share that problem too...) my girlfriend flips out at people when they cut her off, quite scary actually, she just starts yelling and cursing them off...

[Dexter]

I just kill. Nothin' funny about killing a man.

[Stealth5]

leave a playa alone

[Matthew]

i still had my pos sunfire with a sunroof. driving in downtown traffic gets old, and i was young and immature. if someone cut me off or something major (im not talking not letting me in a lane, im talking about almost cuasing an accident, or driving while trying to take your pantyhose off like i saw some chick everyday do) i would save my half empty 20 oz bottle of coke or sprite etc and chuck them out my sunroof at the offending car.

ive done a lot worse because bad drivers piss me off royally but you people think im crazy enough as it is.

[lasermp5]

I can't believe you guys really think I look 12. Explain yourself. I don't think I look young at all, granted I'm only a junior.

[lasermp5]

Just hold your M16 out the roof.... :D


Originally posted by Matthew
i still had my pos sunfire with a sunroof. driving in downtown traffic gets old, and i was young and immature. if someone cut me off or something major (im not talking not letting me in a lane, im talking about almost cuasing an accident, or driving while trying to take your pantyhose off like i saw some chick everyday do) i would save my half empty 20 oz bottle of coke or sprite etc and chuck them out my sunroof at the offending car.

ive done a lot worse because bad drivers piss me off royally but you people think im crazy enough as it is.

[Matthew]

i sure wish i had my m16 some days but then i think of how long id spend in jail.

where is this picture that shows you look 12 supposedly?

[Matthew]

nm i see it was taking al ong time to load so i had finished reading before it loaded.

ok you look young, but then again i was 16 when i started driving too.

[Stealth5]

Originally posted by Stealth5
leave a playa alone

i stook up for ya.



some girl decided to throw a lit cigarette then the contents of her ashtray out the sunroof when i was behind her on the highway, casually passed her, got in front of her, then threw out a 3/4 full 20oz bottle of tea. she got ownd.

[lasermp5]

HAHAHAHAHA LMAO! That's awesome. And ya thanks for backin me up.


Originally posted by Stealth5
i stook up for ya.



some girl decided to throw a lit cigarette then the contents of her ashtray out the sunroof when i was behind her on the highway, casually passed her, got in front of her, then threw out a 3/4 full 20oz bottle of tea. she got ownd.