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FlannelBoy711
12-12-2003, 04:51 PM
http://www.cardomain.com/id/toronto_protege

The guy posts that PR5 look like Civic Hatchbacks??? I bought a PR5 cause it didnt look like a hatchback. If you read what he says, he pretty much thinks he can handle "all kinds of rides"

I_Vtec
12-12-2003, 04:53 PM
WOW that is a setup protege. Maybe when he moves out of mommy and daddy's house he can have his whole house be like his room.

protegequeen45
12-12-2003, 04:54 PM
i think that boy has some sort of fetish or something about mazdas :wtf:

Turbo Matty P
12-12-2003, 04:56 PM
Yeah, that guy is an expert when it comes to cars.....

"the beginning of the throttle is good, but it drops off after 3 seconds...." this is almost a direct quote....maybe he means that the car is responsive on the bottom end, but in the upper rev range lacks the oomph needed to be a serious contender.....even thouh the car he speaks of is the Altima 2.5L....that motor is a hoss no matter what body it's in.

Fluffy Bunny
12-12-2003, 05:56 PM
After reading that it is hard not to want to be the next big truck he pulls out in front of. That is the kind of chicken sh*t stunts that cause insurance rates to go through the roof and worse yet, people getting hurt or killed.

Hope when this kid wraps his car around a guard rail or tree he is the only one in it.

Vulcanon
12-12-2003, 06:04 PM
"HAHAHA i love it when big trucks try to fuck with me,.... pull out infront of them and throw the brakes on heheheh watch them squeeele their tires as they try not to hit my ass, hehheh then fly away,.... works everytime. i know how it feels your heart jumps into your mouth and you say "SHIIIT" meanwhile learning not to fuck with this toronto PROTEGE."

W....T.....F

Emode
12-12-2003, 06:06 PM
yeah man thats soooooooooo jdm:rolleyes:

at first glance o thought those neck supports said "heartbeat of america"

Vulcanon
12-12-2003, 06:09 PM
posted on his page lol

REMillers
12-12-2003, 06:12 PM
http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/9/web/477000-477999/477429_14.jpg

OMG LOL :'( (rofl) (hah) (cryhard) (rofl2)

Fluffy Bunny
12-12-2003, 06:14 PM
His gf really needs to shave.

Vulcanon
12-12-2003, 06:16 PM
we talking about the dog? ^_^

also look to the left at all the oil bottles he's collected....what the fuck is wrong with this kid

Dimitrios
12-12-2003, 06:40 PM
No shit..and :wtf: is this?

http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/9/web/477000-477999/477429_22.jpg

*ugh* who installs/mounts gear like that?!...where's my gun....

blakesmith13
12-12-2003, 07:11 PM
that is quite possibly the dumbest dude ever. that car looks like a piece! never pesronally been a fan of euros so those suck and what is all that business in the interior? and he says the x5 is the fastest car he's ever driven! that thing is like driving my mom's ford expedition well sides the air noise and all that other luxury stuff. dude's crazy he is.

loccusst
12-12-2003, 08:06 PM
I would love to meet this guy in person and bitch slap him. What an idiot. I thought the same thing about the headrest insert things. The interior of the car is tooooo busy and doesn't match the exterior and why the hell does he put so much on hiding his rims from the pics when they can be seen in one of the other shots and they aren't impresive at all. (sigh) poor car. I feel sorry for the pasanger who gets impaled by the portable dvd player and the little plastic thingies on the dash during an accident.

90210brandon
12-12-2003, 09:20 PM
This guy looks and talks like a real ass, but hey, whatever...

FlannelBoy711
12-12-2003, 09:53 PM
Holy fuckign shit, this is what he wrote in my guestbook

posted by toronto_protege 12/12/03, 2:39 pm
dude with all the body kits out there for your car,... i have to say that is the ugliest piece of shit i have ever seen,.....srry man...... i have driven the car and it sucks,...... i am a rally person and i haven't seen p5's in rally's yet i have seen my protege in rally's and in 2 fast and 2 furious,....straight up if you wanna talk shit then do something to that ugly bitch first.......

ghetto ass p5,....also don't think i will show my rims,.... cause nobody will see them,..... i dont want any copy cats out there...... peace out
posted by toronto_protege 12/12/03, 3:06 pm
AGAIN,...... with the ghetto silver color car, i don't think you will be wining any shows ever,.... as well, what the heck is up with those cheap ass tail lights,.....damn you just don't have money,... that is why you talk shit about my tail lights,.... damn at least i changed em,..... man that intake sys looks like its from wallmart,.... just a little reminder the stock tail's you have are more than ugly,.....you no style bitch
posted by toronto_protege 12/12/03, 3:07 pm
*winning

Are you fucking kidding me? This bitch is fucking dead?

loccusst
12-12-2003, 09:58 PM
"Are you fucking kidding me? This bitch is fucking dead?"

LMAO Go get em!!! Copy cats???? who the hell would want to copy cat this dumbass? He mentioned the intake?...well his is from E-bay so granted its not junk in my opinion, but its not like AEM or Injen. I would love to be there when you confront this guy.

Hey ROAD TRIP!!!!!

vodapas77
12-12-2003, 10:12 PM
OMG, his car is like so JDM. I mean those "Euro" tails, his APC clear corners and his light up wiper nozzles. Like totally "over-night parts from Japan!"

What a little bitch! What did he do read a magazine that mentioned JDM? I'm gonna take a guess he doesn't even know what it stands for. Could be wrong, I didn't read his entire post. I was getting too sick to my stomache after the first paragraph. Then he tries to dog Flannel's car because it doesn't have fucking shiny taillights and he didn't see one in 2 Fast 2 Delerious? WTF over? I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here. Had Flannel actually had real JDM tails from the Sport 20 he still would have talked shit about his shitty tails not ever knowing what an even bigger ass he was making of himself. Argh. Why must some loads that could have been swallowed instead go on to produce twits like him?

TheMAN
12-12-2003, 10:44 PM
"piece of shit" does not even begin to describe this motherfucker's disgrace to the whole protege community... no.. import car community

if his car is so JDM, how come the steering wheel is on the left side still?

somebody in toronto find his bitch ass and bring his head on a platter to me!

vodapas77
12-12-2003, 11:10 PM
Damn, I wouldn't want to be in this guy's place. TheMan just put out a hit on him!

FlannelBoy711
12-12-2003, 11:37 PM
I know you are not that fucking retarded. The PR5 is so much better than your "JDM" Protege just because you paid more for in shipping doesn't make it JDM. Oh my god oh my god, you've seen your car 2F2F, the only movie about people who like cars, but in real life hate the living shit out of it, lemme guess you have both F&F CD's and watch every night so you can be the next Paul Walker? I just fucking started on my car, and am far from done. Your fucking "entertainment system" is the tackiest thing I have seen, the wires are hanging everywhere, and I hope you don't crash and have a passenger in the other seat cause they could be fucking killed you worthless fuck. I could give a flying shit about your rims, did I say anything about them? I have already decided which ones I want. And lets get this straight my car is not fucking silver, are you god damn color blind? Its fucking white. I could give a fuck about winning shows, im not making my car into to pussy shit vehicke like yours, cheap ass tailights? Your fucking gay, god damn do you know how many people have Altezzas now? Your right I dont have the money to waste on stupid ass fucking tailights that serve no function, other than adding to your rice mobile. Oh and that intake will give me 5-8 more horsepower, the same amount for a 200 dollar Injen intake, its called spending your money wisely, I saved 185 dollars that I can spend on something more useful. I truly hope a diesel F-350 runs over your shit and puts you out of misery. Bye fuckhead.

Thats what I posted in response to what he wrote, and this was his comeback

yeah well if you don't liek prtege's so much then stick to your ghetto ass protege 5 area,...bitch,.....lol you make me laugh,......yeah keep coming here bitch show's me that you care all the more,........lol peace outtie.....

Hahaha great comeback mother fucker. Hahahaha who posted on his guestbook too? About JDM, that was funny.

MP3skaterNC
12-12-2003, 11:48 PM
just tell im the protege5 is a protege, and since he hates proteges so much he should burn his, while sitting in the drivers seat.

woo JDM bandwagon altezza's and clear corners!!! yay!

vodapas77
12-12-2003, 11:51 PM
God, I am actually going to have to join cardomain.com just to fuck with this kid. lol.

Vulcanon
12-12-2003, 11:52 PM
go for it, that's what I did

FlannelBoy711
12-12-2003, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by MP3skaterNC
just tell im the protege5 is a protege, and since he hates proteges so much he should burn his, while sitting in the drivers seat.

woo JDM bandwagon altezza's and clear corners!!! yay!

Done and done.

blakesmith13
12-12-2003, 11:58 PM
haha i did it too and flannel that was all me man!

blakesmith13
12-12-2003, 11:59 PM
but it's not there now :(

Vulcanon
12-12-2003, 11:59 PM
lol he banned me from posting roflmao

FlannelBoy711
12-13-2003, 12:01 AM
Hahaha sweet blake, that was some funny shit This dude is a joke.

FlannelBoy711
12-13-2003, 12:09 AM
The bitch goes, yo dawg you need a new roof, ghetto hardcore!! WTF? Those are god damn leaves you blind fuck, this is the same ass who said my car was silver.

zmepro
12-13-2003, 12:10 AM
Car Setup: race


:rolleyes:

FlannelBoy711
12-13-2003, 12:26 AM
Hahaha even the Toronto board hates him


http://msg.toprotege.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard.cgi?s=3fda93a10784ffff;act=ST;f=11;t=102 42;st=0

blakesmith13
12-13-2003, 12:43 AM
hey guys anyone notice that he has an automatic too? and he says he's a super racer! no offense to anyone with autos but i don't think you can really GET UP AND GO unless he has a turbo in that puppy. cuz i know my stick aint that fast to FLY AWAY from a truck.

scarmiglio
12-13-2003, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Dimitrios
No shit..and :wtf: is this?

http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/9/web/477000-477999/477429_22.jpg

*ugh* who installs/mounts gear like that?!...where's my gun....

I'm pretty sure that is the back of the BMW X5. That's how stuff is mounted in their stock.

Vulcanon
12-13-2003, 01:16 AM
he's making fun of the way it's mounted though

Action Jackson
12-13-2003, 01:28 AM
I am ashamed that Mr. Gaytezza is in the same province that I'm in.

If I ever see that POS, I hope that I don't crash my ride when I'm laughing my ass off......

SpicyMchaggis
12-13-2003, 01:39 AM
/members/SpicyMchaggis/kids.jpg

Captain KRM P5
12-13-2003, 01:47 AM
copy and post the link to this thread on his page :D

1338
12-13-2003, 01:55 AM
i left a lil message my self under the user name trekv2.

AZDriftR
12-13-2003, 02:43 AM
man that douche bag is giving Mazda a bad name, why cant he understand his car looks like shit, and whats with the gey seat covers and his crystal figureen collection on the dash...what a moron! and the thing about the stopping infront of big trucks, well the ppl in Toronto must be really nice cuz if u were to do that here u a liable to loose your life (redneck truckers carry guns!)

FlannelBoy711
12-13-2003, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by Captain KRM P5
copy and post the link to this thread on his page :D

Done and done

FlannelBoy711
12-13-2003, 03:04 AM
His quote

** key note ** i once, recently read, in a famed car magazine a car show winner mentioned, when asked what he looked for in a car?,... THAT PERFORMANCE IS IMPORTANT YET, IF A CAR LOOKS LIKE SHIT IT PROBABLY IS SHIT,...

Doesn't this just make him look even worse? It liked sums up his whole car.

Captain KRM P5
12-13-2003, 03:04 AM
it would be a great pleasure to see his ass sign up on these forums for a supreme beatdown when and if he sees this thread

FlannelBoy711
12-13-2003, 03:05 AM
We can only hope.

90210brandon
12-13-2003, 03:19 AM
For a Canuck, you have my permission to fuck him up. Have fun. Let me know when you are done so I can scrape him clean with my ZAMBONI, ready for another ass whoop'in.

sidpro5
12-13-2003, 04:06 AM
(rofl)
"i'm a rally person" ----no, you're an ASSCLOWN!!!!! And what was that shit about American "haters"?

Vulcanon
12-13-2003, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by Captain KRM P5
it would be a great pleasure to see his ass sign up on these forums for a supreme beatdown when and if he sees this thread


I've directed him here but he keeps deleting my posts

vodapas77
12-13-2003, 04:34 AM
Sappy statement for the day:

It's kind of funny how much this forum is begining to remind me of a family. We bicker amongst ourselves constantly, but as soon as an outsider starts fucking with one of our members we attack him on every level we possibly can. I love it. lol.

End of Sappy statement.

Vulcanon
12-13-2003, 06:17 AM
amen to that vodapas

90210brandon
12-13-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by vodapas77
Sappy statement for the day:

It's kind of funny how much this forum is begining to remind me of a family. We bicker amongst ourselves constantly, but as soon as an outsider starts fucking with one of our members we attack him on every level we possibly can. I love it. lol.

End of Sappy statement. Me three.

loccusst
12-13-2003, 11:59 AM
i can understand your anger,...you own a ghetto ass civic that i can find parts for at wallmart,.....heh really dry,...the fact is that this is still my summer set up and yeah dude,.... the rally's include protege's not p5's lol keep on rocking that ghetto wallmart shit,.....
posted by toronto_protege 12/12/03, 6:37 pm

Whats his deal with Wal-mart? They don't sell parts for cars past headlight bulbs and his ugly ass seat covers. Does he really think the protege is so differant from a mp5?
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lol i first of all would learn to read if i was you,....

heheh it is funny,... read the bottom of my page,....
posted by toronto_protege 12/12/03, 6:40 pm


Not sure what the hell he means here, probably the best come back he could come up with. i think he was refused his mothers tit as a child and now has all this anger.
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lol my dog could buy your rims and tires twice over,....argh,......ghetto just ghetto,...........i like the parts you get cause they're easy as fuck to find,..... most people i know use a civic just to beat the winter through,...lol enjoy that ghetto shit,.....
After I posted on his ugly ass car this is what he left on my guest book. I'm loccusst069 on cardomain. I haven't put up the pics of the new mp5 just my civic that I have started setting up for autocross with the civic. His dog could buy my tires and rims twice over....wow his dog can afford 2 grand, im impressed. Does his dog pay for all his shit or does mommy and daddy? maybe that is his girlfriend not his dog. Someone please find this dumb ass so we can all have a nice road trrip to his house and beat the living shit out of his dumb ass.

loccusst
12-13-2003, 12:15 PM
What is your anger against wal-mart? Do you actually ever step foot in a wal-mart to know what they sell? Wait you probably do since that ugly interior looks like it came from wal-mart. My civic could toast you in an autocross event and quit dreaming that your car is ready for rally. Its not. Just because you watch the WRC on speedvision doesn't make you an authority on rally cars. Any car can be a rally car, except yours cause its an AUTOMATIC. You can't rally with a automatic dumbass. You really should learn about your cars since the car you have is an automatic and in no way in hell as fast as you think. I have a mp5 with the autostick also so I know your car isn't as fast as you dream it is. Get a 5 speed, get rid of the ugly interior, get rid of the death trap portable dvd player, get rid of the altezzas, and while your at it study your cars so you know what you are talking about. Keep doing that slamming on the brakes shit cause it'll get you or someone else killed. Do it in the states and it'll get your ass shot.

This is what I posted...he seems to delete everything else.

FlannelBoy711
12-13-2003, 03:35 PM
What a big Pu-swah

Gbourdon
12-13-2003, 08:33 PM
My posts are gone too. Whatever. I just wanted to know why the red washer nozzles were so good for rally

Turbo Matty P
12-13-2003, 08:38 PM
http://www.mazdamp3.com/members/Turbo%20Matty%20P/dayum.jpg

Turbo Matty P
12-13-2003, 08:39 PM
DAYUM

sidpro5
12-14-2003, 03:01 AM
you...you....you....mean i can't rally in my ghetto shit p5?!? damn! i new i shoulda gotten a protege instead! this butt-plug just smashed all my hopes and dreams......i guess i'll just go slam on the brakes or pull out in front of a "big truck"........

SpicyMchaggis
12-14-2003, 03:55 AM
somone go get lurch to see this thread and ask him what he thinks..since he actually rallies in SCCA with an MSP

1338
12-14-2003, 05:49 PM
lol he took all the pic off from his room. of him and his g/f look in th epic with the dog and in the book case hes got mad stp fuel cleaner lol or octane boost.

FlannelBoy711
12-14-2003, 06:03 PM
The bitch is a loser, he said he doesn't wanna follow a trend like civics so he buys washer lights and altezzas, thatll add like what 40+ HP right?

Captain KRM P5
12-14-2003, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Vulcanon
I've directed him here but he keeps deleting my posts

we should all take turns just posting the link there, once every few days or so.

batmang
12-15-2003, 02:57 PM
mo murda mo murda mo. kill that fucking cunt.