mdaj
12-04-2003, 11:30 PM
My sister just told me this so I may mess it up but I thought it was funny:
A woman is at work and she receives an email from her daughter telling her that she needs to get out more. The mother replies that she has no one to hang out with. The daughter sends an email back saying she has someone for her mom to meet. The mother meets this man and they start to date and he asks her on a cruise for the weekend. She agrees.
On the first night she undresses and wears nothing but black lace panties. He undresses and is wearing his birthday suite. He asks "Why are you wearing black panties?" She replies "Everything above you can have and enjoy but down here I am still in mourning".
On the second night they both undress and she wears nothing but black panties. He is in his birthday suite with a black condom on. She asks why he is wearing a condom. He replies "I'm hear to offer my deepest condolences".
haha im such a geek. :D
A woman is at work and she receives an email from her daughter telling her that she needs to get out more. The mother replies that she has no one to hang out with. The daughter sends an email back saying she has someone for her mom to meet. The mother meets this man and they start to date and he asks her on a cruise for the weekend. She agrees.
On the first night she undresses and wears nothing but black lace panties. He undresses and is wearing his birthday suite. He asks "Why are you wearing black panties?" She replies "Everything above you can have and enjoy but down here I am still in mourning".
On the second night they both undress and she wears nothing but black panties. He is in his birthday suite with a black condom on. She asks why he is wearing a condom. He replies "I'm hear to offer my deepest condolences".
haha im such a geek. :D