StarvingRussian
11-28-2003, 08:58 PM
Post some good Michael Jackson jokes.
Whats the difference between michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for little kids to play with and the other one is used to carry groceries.
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both put fifty year old meat bewteen ten year old buns.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa Clause?
A: They both enter children's rooms and leave with empty sacks.
What did a mom say to jacko at the beach?
Get out of my son
Why did jacko go to the clothing store?
He heard little boys pants were half off
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon....
Michael Jackson fucks little boys.
Whats the difference between michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for little kids to play with and the other one is used to carry groceries.
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both put fifty year old meat bewteen ten year old buns.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa Clause?
A: They both enter children's rooms and leave with empty sacks.
What did a mom say to jacko at the beach?
Get out of my son
Why did jacko go to the clothing store?
He heard little boys pants were half off
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon....
Michael Jackson fucks little boys.