View Full Version : What an IDIOT!!!
z00mer
05-12-2003, 05:01 PM
Today I was on my way to my wife`s work , to bring her some lunch. As I was going down this one side street tward my wife`s job, this jackass in a v-e-e-e-e-r-r-r-r-y riced out neon pulls along side me...reving his engine..wanting to race! I just looked at him and laughed, saying how pathetic his ride looked(had a huge APC wing, and K-mart style plastic hubcaprimwannabes, and painted the color of metalic pink/red/vomit!!!(pukey) Not to mention that we were both going down a street by a school ground. You see....in the state of Nevada, if you`re in a school zone, and the school zone speed limit sign is flashing w/ it`s posted speed....you`ve better go that EXACT speed!!! Or you`ll be hit up w/ a $700 ticket w/ 6 points!!!!(shocked)
Anyways....this jackass decided to try a be cool, and gunned in front of me to cut me off(going well above the limit posted on the flashing signs).....just then, out of nowhere...a L.V. Metro patrol car pulls his sorry ass over!!!(rofl)
All I can say is...."what an idiot!!!":cool:
pedros kanabis
05-12-2003, 05:08 PM
an idiot indeed!!!!
LOL, what a jackass.
Who says there's never a cop around when you need one?
azeli73
05-12-2003, 05:26 PM
AAHHAAHAHA!! You dream about... Curse that it would happen when that asshole cuts you off on the road. And then it happens... Everyones wish that the bastard gets what's coming to them! Hope you gave him the one finger salute as you drove by that SOB. (upyours)
mikesmazda155
05-12-2003, 05:44 PM
Thats why you race at 3 in the morning.
CrAzY-P5
05-12-2003, 05:50 PM
haha even at 3 in the morning i wouldnt race
race track guys :)
ELEmental59437
05-12-2003, 06:18 PM
RICE PATROL!!!
night rider
05-12-2003, 06:25 PM
Dahahaha, neons <shakes head>.
yashooa
05-12-2003, 10:05 PM
Ah yes the mentally challenged and their fecal chariots.
OceanPark
05-12-2003, 10:16 PM
LMAO :'(
Funny story of the day.(wiggle)
YP5 Toronto
05-12-2003, 11:01 PM
that is the best story!!! I dream of that happening to stupid ass cars that insist on racing when it doesn't make sense to.
Good for him!
Action Jackson
05-12-2003, 11:06 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.
NRRfrogmanP5
05-12-2003, 11:39 PM
HAHAHHA DUMB ASS NEON DRIVER..SERVES HIM RIIGHT.I HOPE HE GOT A TICKET FOR DRIVING A NEON AS WELL HEHE!
MoSqUiTo
05-13-2003, 02:13 AM
i agree with the 3 in the mornin thing too but make sure your on a flat straight away with no1 around...ahh i love being able to drive 20 minutes to get in the middle of bfe...no cops for miles and miles...o yea and that guy deserves to be tied up by his balls from a falgpole with fishing wire...freakin neon driver
TURBO3WAGON
05-13-2003, 07:33 AM
WHAT AN ASS!
(moon) (gun)
The magic terd strikes again..
(pukey)
funnylittlman
05-13-2003, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by yashooa
Ah yes the mentally challenged and their fecal chariots. (rofl)
That is Hilarious Yashooa!! HAHAHAH Fecal Chariot..... oh that's going in the word bank.... People are going to think I"m nuts :D
chwood
05-13-2003, 01:46 PM
LOL
Some guy in a Rav4 decided in heavy traffic that the far right-turn-only lane didn't apply to him and forced his way over into my lane right in my face yesterday after work. I gave him some horn (and damn our MSP horn sounds girly), downshifted and bounced left to hit a gap in traffic and go by him. So this 40-something, mullet-wearing winner rolls his window down and drives side-by-side with me for the better part of a mile, including a red-light trying to get my eye and yell at me.
With the windows cracked and the stereo at 22, I didn't hear a thing.
;)
azeli73
05-13-2003, 01:56 PM
go to your local autoparts store and spend $14.95 on a low-tone freeway screamer horn. Best $$$ I've spent so far. :D
Originally posted by chwood
LOL
Some guy in a Rav4 decided in heavy traffic that the far right-turn-only lane didn't apply to him and forced his way over into my lane right in my face yesterday after work. I gave him some horn (and damn our MSP horn sounds girly), downshifted and bounced left to hit a gap in traffic and go by him. So this 40-something, mullet-wearing winner rolls his window down and drives side-by-side with me for the better part of a mile, including a red-light trying to get my eye and yell at me.
With the windows cracked and the stereo at 22, I didn't hear a thing.
;)
unwrittenLaw
05-13-2003, 06:05 PM
go to your local autoparts store and spend $14.95 on a low-tone freeway screamer horn. Best $$$ I've spent so far.
Lol...how do those work?
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