revolution started srt-4 = prick!

[Ryan]

okay so here i am at work, eating my lunch minding my own business and this guy walks in, a co worker seen him a few times he hits down at a table across the way, sits there drinks his coke and then says hey, you drive the orange protege at the end of the parkinglot right, so im thinkign a fan of mazda so im like yeah i corrected him "03 mazdaspeed protege spicy orange mica" and he's like oh so thats the turbo one right. I was like yep, as a smirk came across my face. As it tends to do when ppl mention my car. Then i felt like i was smack flat across the face, he says, well this magazine i was looking at the other day, basically shit on your car, saying how shitty is was, and wasn't worth buying and rated 3rd etc etc etc, and he kept rambling on and he goes so, thats why i have desided to go with the srt-4. I laughed and said if you want speed, go srt-4 if you want looks god mazdaspeed cuz its got looks and speed, he's like oh i dont think the srt-4 looks that bad, and kept going on and on about how he would shit on my car in a race and all this stuff. i mean the guy was being a real ass. i listened to what he had to say, the guy just went on and on and there were two guys from tle sitting in the corner of the room, i looked over and said hey guys would you ever buy the neon, that both laffed and said HELL NO not even the new one, i said would you ever drive a mazdaspeed protege or a protege 5, they boths were like no doubt, i said why? he goes cuz of there handling, i said why wouldn't you buy a neon even the new one, the guy in tle merly replied, cuz of the fact at the end of the day, id still be driving a neon. I laffed and agree'd he basically took the line i been claiming all along. a neon is a neon, it'll always be a neon no matter what you do to it its still a neon. now im not bias agianst neon's or dodge for that matter, but i will say i have always found them ugly, even the ones with body kits and all this other stuff, there just not for me.

but, the way they guy was going on and on about the srt - 4 its like he had been waiting all his whole life to come into the lunch room and start shit with me over this. i felt like my lunch was a complete waste of time.

oh well, and life goes on.

srt-4 may be able to handle it in drag in a flat our run,
i wonder how he'd fair in autox

[tritonheat1]

Originally posted by Ryan
okay so here i am at work, eating my lunch minding my own business and this guy walks in, a co worker seen him a few times he hits down at a table across the way, sits there drinks his coke and then says hey, you drive the orange protege at the end of the parkinglot right, so im thinkign a fan of mazda so im like yeah i corrected him "03 mazdaspeed protege spicy orange mica" and he's like oh so thats the turbo one right. I was like yep, as a smirk came across my face. As it tends to do when ppl mention my car. Then i felt like i was smack flat across the face, he says, well this magazine i was looking at the other day, basically shit on your car, saying how shitty is was, and wasn't worth buying and rated 3rd etc etc etc, and he kept rambling on and he goes so, thats why i have desided to go with the srt-4. I laughed and said if you want speed, go srt-4 if you want looks god mazdaspeed cuz its got looks and speed, he's like oh i dont think the srt-4 looks that bad, and kept going on and on about how he would shit on my car in a race and all this stuff. i mean the guy was being a real ass. i listened to what he had to say, the guy just went on and on and there were two guys from tle sitting in the corner of the room, i looked over and said hey guys would you ever buy the neon, that both laffed and said HELL NO not even the new one, i said would you ever drive a mazdaspeed protege or a protege 5, they boths were like no doubt, i said why? he goes cuz of there handling, i said why wouldn't you buy a neon even the new one, the guy in tle merly replied, cuz of the fact at the end of the day, id still be driving a neon. I laffed and agree'd he basically took the line i been claiming all along. a neon is a neon, it'll always be a neon no matter what you do to it its still a neon. now im not bias agianst neon's or dodge for that matter, but i will say i have always found them ugly, even the ones with body kits and all this other stuff, there just not for me.

but, the way they guy was going on and on about the srt - 4 its like he had been waiting all his whole life to come into the lunch room and start shit with me over this. i felt like my lunch was a complete waste of time.

oh well, and life goes on.

srt-4 may be able to handle it in drag in a flat our run,
i wonder how he'd fair in autox

What a Prick:mad: , next time you need to show him Something. Like if he comes back buying the SRT-4" take him outside the parkinglot and make the guy park next to your car, and ask him how does his stereo sound. Turn your stereo up and let him fell the Zoom-Zoom of your Boom-Boom lol. Also let him know that the M-Speed comes standard with all of the equipment that the Neon-SRT-4 will never come with. Bad ass Stereo System, LSD, B-stone Potenza's/W Racing hart rims, Sparco interior...ETC...... who cares about the Neon.(spank) Mazdaspeed Rocks!!!!(rockon)

[ForceFed]

Ok,i'll be the first to reply to this.That guy was just an a$$!Don't blame it on the neon.I have seen some sweet neons but I don't think i would own one.I have a P.O.S. neon rental right now and i hate it.They look very cheap on the inside like someone in development forgot to finish them.I dog on the neon but the SRT-4 is pretty bad a$$ for what its supposed to be!It was made to go very fast AND VERY STRAIGHT!Your simple answer for the A$$ in your breakroom should have been"what do you drive?"That prob would have shut him up.Too many people want to dog on our cars when all they have sitting in the parking lot next to yours is their 1984 Yugo hatchback!Go figure.If he wants to talk $hit ,let him as long as you know what you drive and are happy with it!:D
Just my .02 cents,Matt

[Ryan]

ty, we have a winner BINGO you rule ;)
btw i looked at the magazine if its the same one he was claiming to have read and every car is has pros and cons that moron, the neon had just as many cons as the msp.

oh oh and, the msp biggest con is lateral back support, hell easy fix buy ya some racing seats problem fixed.

[ForceFed]

DAMN IT Tritonheat1 ,YOU BEAT ME!:mad:

:D

[tritonheat1]

Originally posted by ForceFed
DAMN IT Tritonheat1 ,YOU BEAT ME!:mad:

:D

Only by a Min... Sorry hehe:D lol

[Ryan]

okay okay i admit i seen a pretty sweet neon, but what made it really badass whats the hot chick driving it ;)

[BlackMSP]

I would have bitch slapped him just to remind him that no matter what kind of car he has it will not compensate for his little weiner and in the end he will still be a prick

[Ryan]

i like your style black msp, do you like your spool springs how much lower did it make your car?

[boostisgood]

MY NEW PERSONAL LICENSE PLATE:



SRTWHAT


ENOUGH SAID, IM ORDERING IT TOMORROW

[Ryan]

my liscensplate is gonna say
enufsed

[REMillers]

Yep he was basically just spouting out what he reads in a mag, there are many of those around. The SRT is nice no doubt for speed even in cornering situations. HOWEVER, since we have not driven one there is not way to say just how easily it handles and to what extent.
The MSP offers to the table a decent overall package with nice options, good power, and good handling. Its that combined package total that makes the car really nice.

Its people like that tend to ruin the name of cars and their respective owners. Each type of car has them, and sadly even the MSP and P5's have them.

Just go on knowing that you actually know more about cars then he will probably ever hope. For he will fail to get his nose out of some mag, and actually think for himself and learn more about differences in cars.

[yashooa]

Originally posted by BlackMSP
I would have bitch slapped him just to remind him that no matter what kind of car he has it will not compensate for his little weiner and in the end he will still be a prick

So if his has a small johnson and is a prick then I guess that makes him a turd craving Needle dick(rofl)

[Newf]

another magazine moron.

Get used to it. You drive an orange car, your going to see more of these assholes the entire time you own it. I had to go through my fair share with the MP3 as well. Just go on with your day like they don't exist.

You have the better car :)

[03MzdSpdSTP]

Call his car a SKITTLE!

That is the nickname we gave them in Tampa(pisses off all Skittle owners)

Taste the Rainbow!

[DistantTea]

I"ve had alot of time to watch the SRT 4 in action... its ok. It rolls like a whale on the autox course, but in the right hands its just as quick as most cars. Seriously, the only dick waving you can do where the driver dosn't matter is drag racing. And as long as the Neon has that licked nobody will ever respect a great handling car that is slower in a straight line.

All other racing is dependent on the driver. On a track or autocross course I'd rather have the MSP... I don't like my cars to be that ugly. But alot of people drive camaros that can do 10s in the 1/4 mile and they spent less than $20k on their cars... so the SRT-4 has got nothing on the drag scene. Its got nothing in the looks department... and its still a neon after all is said and done.

It may be rollie pollie compaired to the msp, but don't count it out. A good driver can really make it scoot on the AutoX. I'm practicing hard to make sure it dosn't stay that way for long though.

[BlackMSP]

Originally posted by Ryan
i like your style black msp, do you like your spool springs how much lower did it make your car?

I will HOPEFULLY find out this week =D

[03MzdSpdSTP]

sorry i have been holding back on that pic! hahahahaha
/members/03MzdSpdSTP/neonskittles.jpg/members/03MzdSpdSTP/skittledie.jpg...


Like i said TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[so-cal msp]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats the greatest thing I have ever seen! I want to blow it up and take it down to the dodge dealership in the middle of the night and put it on all the SRT-4s !

SO WHAT IF I AM A HATER!

[03MzdSpdSTP]

Glad someone likes it...now make sure when u see a kid at a car show(last 3 i have seen the person owning it is about 16-17) , walk up to them and say can u taste the rainbow?

[SpicyMSP]

Yea I read that article that people are referring to in this thread. Car and Driver.. The May 2003 issue. They put the lightweights to the test. (Mazdaspeed, Neon srt-4, svt, and the Nissan Spec V)
The Spec V got 4th
MSP 3rd (ARG)
SVT 2nd
SRT-4 1rst.

Its funny that in the majority of the reviews of the MSP , never fail to mention the small buttons on the radio. I just want to write in a tell them, most people don't buy this car for the head unit. LOL. I know i dont even have my stock one in anymore. Yah it is a added bonus.. to the car.. but It never determined wheather or not I would purchace the MSP. Stupid srt-4 , but i'm not bitter. LOL. I had the opportuity to go check one out , and see what all the fuss is about. The only thing I like about that car is the seats. I Love my MSP. Ugly neon. :P

[Ryan]

small buttons on the head unit??!?! :wtf: give me a break all aftermarket head units this size have fairly small buttons, unless your like 500 lb's with tootsie rolls as fingers then i dont see there being a problem hitting the buttons btw steph i love your aftermarket head unit its just well, i cant buy and put my 7" indash tft screen in the pocket below if i get a head unit like you have.

[yashooa]

Originally posted by 03MzdSpdSTP
sorry i have been holding back on that pic! hahahahaha
/members/03MzdSpdSTP/neonskittles.jpg/members/03MzdSpdSTP/skittledie.jpg...


Like i said TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D


WE HAVE FOUND A NEW KING OF THE TURD BASH!!!!
I hang my head in shame....Your photochoping Kung FU is wery Strong my Friend.

Damn get a bucket Im laughing so hard Im gonna puke!

Its the Magic Rainbow Skittles turd! Oh yeah I likes it!
It's driven by that little Irish bastard off the Lucky Charms box.
Mmm their magically shitlicious.
(laugh) (laugh) (laugh)

[yashooa]

Oh stop, stop the pain too much to bear must laugh cant stop AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Richard Simmons! RICHARD FUCKING SIMMONS!
Dude you rule oh fuck Im gonna expired over here oxygen, breathe, Yash, breathe.
Laughing? Why? No Boss I swear it's work related.

It's rainbow poofs on parade! Neonersize!
New from Richard Simmons.

[03MzdSpdSTP]

Thank u...i have to find a SRT-4 forum to post it on...i think i have won the Skittle Bashing award on this site :D

[ZoomZoomH]

i'm gonna go test drive a srt4 and tell you guys what I think about it.

[REMillers]

Same here just waiting for them to come, the dealer said last week, then last Saturday and now maybe this Saturday.

[03MzdSpdSTP]

Going to go and test drive a skittle tonight also...hopefully

[REMillers]

test drive a skittle tonight also
Ouch sounds a little painful...

[03MzdSpdSTP]

what? skittle taste the rainbow...

[Exessive26]

I test drove the SRT-4, befoure deciding to by the MSP. Let me just say yes is was faster but it was also a pile of $hit. The quality
sucks, every thing had a cheap feeling. Right off the show room floor it had squeeks, and rattles. It is so cheap that the front windows are power, and the rear are manual.:wtf: And so I got the better car the MSP.

[funnylittlman]

What a fag.

Him talking like that just sounded like he was trying to justify why he bought a neon, and you all made him eat it... how great! :D

[REMillers]

hehe I didn't know they made a Turd flavor :)

[ZoomZoomH]

Originally posted by funnylittlman
What a fag.

Him talking like that just sounded like he was trying to justify why he bought a neon, and you all made him eat it... how great! :D

i don't think the guy that's bullshitting even has a neon, let alone an srt4

[perfworks]

Originally posted by yashooa



WE HAVE FOUND A NEW KING OF THE TURD BASH!!!!
I hang my head in shame....Your photochoping Kung FU is wery Strong my Friend.

Damn get a bucket Im laughing so hard Im gonna puke!

Its the Magic Rainbow Skittles turd! Oh yeah I likes it!
It's driven by that little Irish bastard off the Lucky Charms box.
Mmm their magically shitlicious.
(laugh) (laugh) (laugh)

damn yashoua it cant be true!!!:'( :'( :'( :'(

[funnylittlman]

Originally posted by ZoomZoomH


i don't think the guy that's bullshitting even has a neon, let alone an srt4

You're right. .. the org. post said that's why he decided to go w/ it.. he didn't even have it yet..

You watch, he'll be rollin in on a 2k3.5 MSP :D lol... he likes small docile farm animals and kick him in the nutz(nuts)

[TURBO3WAGON]

Rember the Omini GLH turbo or Daytona turbo? When was the last time you saw one running? I still know of many 323GTX & 323GT' s that are flying around. It was that same story back in the day! All of my X-323 Turbos are still out there and in great shape. Go figure, Mazda sold fewer than 1600 units and there still out there!!!!

HP - Mazdafan

[funnylittlman]

AMEN to that

[perfworks]

Originally posted by TURBO3WAGON
Rember the Omini GLH turbo or Daytona turbo? When was the last time you saw one running? I still know of many 323GTX & 323GT' s that are flying around. It was that same story back in the day! All of my X-323 Turbos are still out there and in great shape. Go figure, Mazda sold fewer than 1600 units and there still out there!!!!

HP - Mazdafan
i agree!!:D
i asked this on another thread about some of these turd fans to go and check out back in 88 when they were claiming the the new daytonas had 225 hp !!
mopar boys were going crazy for about 6 months till they started blowing up. havent heard anything since except maybe 2 left on the road with about 6 rebuilds on each;)
THEY DONT LAST!!
you guys have to go on the srt forums and here what they even say about how cheap the cars are made. but the fuckers are fast for now.
(keyword for now)

[03MzdSpdSTP]

Originally posted by perfworks

i agree!!:D
i asked this on another thread about some of these turd fans to go and check out back in 88 when they were claiming the the new daytonas had 225 hp !!
mopar boys were going crazy for about 6 months till they started blowing up. havent heard anything since except maybe 2 left on the road with about 6 rebuilds on each;)
THEY DONT LAST!!
you guys have to go on the srt forums and here what they even say about how cheap the cars are made. but the fuckers are fast for now.
(keyword for now)


What about cars that had 225hp with out a turbo or naws!!! thats a car with power! fuck the skittle

[perfworks]

Originally posted by 03MzdSpdSTP



What about cars that had 225hp with out a turbo or naws!!! thats a car with power! fuck the skittle
:p ;)

[z00mer]

I knew that the SRT was put together cheap.....but I did`nt know HOW CHEAP!!

One of my neighbors just bought one a week ago, and has been talking all this smack about how his SRT is a W-A-A-A-A-Y better car than mine, until yesterday.

Yesterday in Vegas, it actually reach around the mid 80`s out here. The dork left his car out in the parking lot w/ the windows all the way up, w/ no ventilation or sun visor on the dash. When he got back to his ride(a couple of hours later), the dash melted and warped w/ a big hump in the middle:wtf: !!!

Talk about your CHEAP ASS plastics!!

[ZoomZoomH]

lol

[03MzdSpdSTP]

HOLY SHIT!!! that is funny as hell hearin that a Skittle melts!! hahahahaha well actually skittles do melt in ur hand and leave color marks..

[yashooa]

Originally posted by perfworks


damn yashoua it cant be true!!!:'( :'( :'( :'(

Yes I must now wear black sack cloth, shave my head, and slap my self in the face with self help posters.

Ya know the SRT-4 is shaped somewhat like an ovary.
Him the Magic Skittle Rainbow OVary turd.
Ewww I smell fruity, turd tainted, estrogen.
Follow your nose...It always knows.
To not drive a TURD!
Hi kids I'm Tucan Sam, you may know me from such public service anouncements as,"Hey! dont touch that turd" and ,"Momma why does that car look like shit?"
Remember Kids friends don't let friends drive turds.

[perfworks]

Originally posted by yashooa


Yes I must now wear black sack cloth, shave my head, and slap my self in the face with self help posters.

Ya know the SRT-4 is shaped somewhat like an ovary.
Him the Magic Skittle Rainbow OVary turd.
Ewww I smell fruity, turd tainted, estrogen.
Follow your nose...It always knows.
To not drive a TURD!
Hi kids I'm Tucan Sam, you may know me from such public service anouncements as,"Hey! dont touch that turd" and ,"Momma why does that car look like shit?"
Remember Kids friends don't let friends drive turds.

aaahhhhh hes back!!:D

[FuNwaGoN]

that license plate is the shit. SRTWHAT> If my car actually had balls I'd get it.

[Lawerence]

The MSP is by far the better package IMO, they both have good handling, with the mazda edging the SRT out.
But if straight line speed is all the matters to you, the SRT is the way to go, period.

[z00mer]

Yep.....just as long as you don`t leave it out in the sun too long, or it will melt!!!:cool:

[TampaBlackMSP]

Two words: Fast Junk. You could strap a jet engine to it and it would only be Really Fast Junk. But Junk all the same.

You know what they say about turds - though with the whole 'melted skittle' thing, I'm not sure I'd even want to polish one of those - prolly get all messy!! :D

[03MzdSpdSTP]

Taste the Rainbow...what is your favorite color?:D

[LinuxRacr]

This thread is funny as hell!! (laugh) We need some more photochops!:D

[03MzdSpdSTP]

i guess i will start photoshopping bbl

[BremertonMSP]

Originally posted by DistantTea
Seriously, the only dick waving you can do where the driver dosn't matter is drag racing. And as long as the Neon has that licked nobody will ever respect a great handling car that is slower in a straight line.

All other racing is dependent on the driver.

DistantTea, I'll have to disagree with that statement. I circle track raced for three years, and money plays a big part in winning in that sport. I agree, a better driver can make a car go faster, but a slow car is still a slow car with a good driver.

When I drag raced, it was in the street class, and in bracket racing, it's all about the driver. Most of the time the r/t decides the winner, but how well you launch, shift points and such play a big part too.


Originally posted by TURBO3WAGON
Rember the Omini GLH turbo or Daytona turbo? When was the last time you saw one running?
HP - Mazdafan

Got to agree with ya on that one turbo3wagon. At one of the wrecking yards in my area, there is a ton of turbo dodge and chrysler junk. Makes it easy to scavange for turbo parts tho :)

[murdock_]

kill his family

[03MzdSpdSTP]

ok no photoshopping ideas...sorry Taste the Rainbow

[perfworks]

Originally posted by murdock_
kill his family
im with mariln manson:D

[yashooa]

Originally posted by perfworks


aaahhhhh hes back!!:D

Tada!
I must find a funny Pic to photochop now!
Man Richard Simons rides the rainbow of flavor.
That's some funny shit.
I guess good ol Sweet Ricky bending over with skittle
shaped SRT-4's flying out of his butt might work.
The cars would form a rainbow that lead up in a perfect arch
flowing perfectly into a toliet.
It could be a play on the whole "pot" of gold thing.

[DistantTea]

Originally posted by BremertonMSP


DistantTea, I'll have to disagree with that statement. I circle track raced for three years, and money plays a big part in winning in that sport. I agree, a better driver can make a car go faster, but a slow car is still a slow car with a good driver.

When I drag raced, it was in the street class, and in bracket racing, it's all about the driver. Most of the time the r/t decides the winner, but how well you launch, shift points and such play a big part too.


Well yeah, circle track racing.. I'm talking autocross and track racing, where an 80 HP mini cooper can wash out a M3 with the right driver. The SRT-4 has no advantage in either place as it stands. The Uber AutoX Integra Type R is still schooling everyone. I just wish a great ITR driver would switch to an MSP so we can see how it stacks up on the pro levels... I'm assuming we'll see some good MSP action at nationals.

I didn't mean to put down drag racing by any means.

[OrangeMSP]

Buster? oh where oh where can you be?
i agree with linux this shit is funny