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LinuxRacr
03-30-2003, 02:41 AM
An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.

An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea.

The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets... which is why nature intended young guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older men.

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes.

An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.

Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up with her.

An older woman will never get pregnant and then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know...

Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey.

An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!

Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call...

Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out.

An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas...

Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.

Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.

Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly boff later.

Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park.

Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

An older woman has lots of girlfriends... and most of them will want you too.

An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride.

An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.

Sir Nuke
03-30-2003, 10:54 AM
I actually find it funny that you would post this in the HUMOR section...as its not actually funny...its INSIGHTFUL. for those of you that have never experienced the above.....you REALLY need to rethink things....you do NOT know what you are missing.

(stash)

LinuxRacr
03-30-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Sir Nuke
I actually find it funny that you would post this in the HUMOR section...as its not actually funny...its INSIGHTFUL. for those of you that have never experienced the above.....you REALLY need to rethink things....you do NOT know what you are missing.

(stash)

Trust me, I believe you!;)

blynzoo
03-31-2003, 03:29 PM
"Older women know what Kegel exercises are. "

I LOVE Kegel exercises. Gentlemen.....trust me. Find someone that does her Kegels, or have your woman learn.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. And hell yes, I agree. I just got done messing around with a 36yo single mom. She'd do my laundry while we were _______, she was thoughtful of the other person's needs, and if I acted like an ass she CALLED me on it, didnt just let shit slide.

I love an older woman with an attitude *shiver* :)

And yeah, it is more insightful than funny. It's just funny because some guys dont know what they're missing.

LinuxRacr
04-01-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by blynzoo
"Older women know what Kegel exercises are. "

I LOVE Kegel exercises. Gentlemen.....trust me. Find someone that does her Kegels, or have your woman learn.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
.....................................

And yeah, it is more insightful than funny. It's just funny because some guys dont know what they're missing.

EXACTLY!!!!!!

Pro5OnSpeed
04-01-2003, 02:03 PM
my girlfriend now is a single mom and she is 24. although she is younger then most single moms out there, she knows what she wants and if she does have a problem with me she WILL tell me.

i am 22 and though she is the second gal that i have dated that was older then me, and by far older women is where its at! i love this gal alot and her kid is adorable! we've been together for awhile now and its been nothing but good times.

and i must say, she knows just what buttons turn me on!

Kegel excercises eh? hmmmm, i'll ask her.

Antoine
09-18-2004, 07:57 PM
I can't believe I missed this thread! I'm a big fan of "mature" ladies...trust me guys...after you've been with a "mature" lady...you'll look at younger girls with blank stares ;)

tttP5
09-19-2004, 04:54 AM
sorry. what are Kegel exercises?

lgagno1
09-19-2004, 05:58 AM
sorry. what are Kegel exercises?
Exercises women do (should do :)) to increase the tightness of their vaginas.

tttP5
09-19-2004, 07:12 AM
Exercises women do (should do :)) to increase the tightness of their vaginas.
thank you,

Dexter
09-19-2004, 07:43 AM
my vagina is already pretty tight.

Sir Nuke
09-19-2004, 11:44 AM
I can't believe I missed this thread! I'm a big fan of "mature" ladies...trust me guys...after you've been with a "mature" lady...you'll look at younger girls with blank stares ;)
OMG ANTOINE! this was started a year and a half ago!!! Talk about bring a thread back from the abyss! lol

Guys.....you need to be searching for that 32-38 yr old.....those are the ladies in their prime....

LinuxRacr
09-19-2004, 05:34 PM
Wow, back from the dead! Sapril pointed this thread out to me earlier, and then started bitching at me about it. :wtf:

tttP5
09-19-2004, 07:15 PM
my vagina is already pretty tight.
ok

loganss
09-20-2004, 11:40 AM
Exercises women do (should do :)) to increase the tightness of their vaginas.

OH WOOOOORRRDD!!! (omg)

Why have I never heard of this? Never knew something so wonderful existed.

Going to barnes n nobles this weekend to find a book on it.

xtrememps
09-20-2004, 11:46 AM
Lol....great thread. I love my young women though, although not usually for "relationships" hehe. I'm truly lucky to have found a young woman who's mature though. She actually asked ME out this Saturday (boom06)