absurd thread, come play: my ms3 is better than a _______ because...

[oaklandopen]

my ms3 is better than a zr1 corvette because...
1. a carseat fits in the back
2. it costs around $88/hp instead of $170/hp
3. i can use 2nd and 3rd gear under normal driving situations
4. i didn't have to wait in line to get my car

[GoFast]

lmao

[lestat13]

3. i can use 2nd and 3rd gear under normal driving situations


You sir must be bone stock ;) With only intake and downpipe I could break free in third gear. With snow tires on I need to wait for fourth before I can floor it.... well that's a lie, sometimes I can stick third

[oaklandopen]

You sir must be bone stock ;) With only intake and downpipe I could break free in third gear. With snow tires on I need to wait for fourth before I can floor it.... well that's a lie, sometimes I can stick third

it was in reference to "skip shift" that all the vettes (and some other vehicles) use. under normal engine load it forces you to shift from 1st to 4th by way of solenoid. this is so they can bypass some gas-guzzler taxes



and im disappointed...i want ppl's comparisons!!!!!!!! i want to see enzo's or harley's or something

[RuZec]

my ms3 is better than a SRT-4 because...
1. Has higher safety ratings
2. looks a lot nicer than "it"
3. doesn't look like it got kicked in the ass
4. I fold my rear seats down and sleep in the back!

[Alexsered]

I'm a fortune teller and I don't see a bright future for this thread :P

[GoFast]

my ms3 is worse than a corvette because
they dont make MS3 boxers

[RuZec]

hmm... Failure, I see. Press on you must.

-Master Yoda

[oaklandopen]

gixxer guys used to love these kinds of threads

[Alexsered]

gixxer guys used to love these kinds of threads

yamaha R6 all the way baby!!

[GoFast]

yamaha R6 all the way baby!!

all the way to last place circle! ha! go aprilia

[RuZec]

Hell naw! Vespa kills yall! lol

[GoFast]

oh boy, you went therehttp://www.sergiopetrelli.com/people/pages/images/21Vespa.jpg

[phillyb]

my ms3 is better than a sharp stick in the eye because
my ms3 doesn't hurt
my ms3 is too big to fit in my eye

[Invictus]

My ms3 is better than a 3rd Generation Mitsubishi Eclipse because...
1. there are four doors meaning people in the back can actually fit
2. the Mazda has more power
3. the seatbelts are positioned so that I can actually reach them
4. the dash isn't made of a super-thin layer of plastic that cracks

[phillyb]

my ms3 is better than a civic si
period

[phillyb]

my ms3 is better than my last car (04 civic sedan) because
1) it's faster
2) it's red
3) it's more fun to drive
4) it gets to 60 in well under 12 seconds (lol, fucking civic)
5) it doesn't have a moonroof

[oaklandopen]

My BM ms3 is better than a black cat because
1. It has metallic flake
2. Gas is less expensive per gal than milk
3. It's not a pussy

[intak3_bLkMs3]

ms3 better then zr1? WTF U SMOKING

[Circle9]

My MS3 is better than a Geo Metro because:

1. It looks better
2. Has bigger wheels
3. Taillights look cooler

[phillyb]

hahaha, that's it?

[prmspen]

My MS3 is better than a WRX because:
1. It isn't ugly
2. It isn't ugly
3. It isn't ugly

[RC08MS3]

My MS3 is better then a GF because:
1. It dosent bitch at me for not doing stuff
2. I can spend money on the MS3 as i please, not as she wishes
3. My MS3 has an off switch, called a key
4. I dont need to tell the MS3 were im going, because its going with me
5. MS3 will cost less in in the long run, with less headaches
6. My MS3 cant get me off, but it sure as hell is fun!

[mo08ms3]

my ms3 is better than a sharp stick in the eye because
my ms3 doesn't hurt
my ms3 is too big to fit in my eye

lawl!

[mo08ms3]

My MS3 is better than my WRX because>>
1. I took a dishwasher home inside it still in the box without borrowing someone's truck.
2. I took a full size glider home without borrowing someone's truck.
3. Its a sleeper so noone knows WTF it is and I don't have kids in Honda's trying to race me all the time.

[tiagotiago]

My ms3 is better than a shoe because:
1.- It can carry more things
2.- It can take me farther and faster
3.- Won't smell disgusting after a hard day's work.
4.- Can be hurled at state/world figures and cause a lot more damage.

[Moultese]

My MS3 is better than my old 2003 Focus because:
1. It's a 6speed
2. It's turbocharged
3. Handles a lot better
4. Looks better, both inside and out
5. Has two more doors, so it hold my friend's better
6. Doesn't get laughed at.

[mr_mazda329]

My MS3 is better than a Geo Metro because:

1. It looks better
2. Has bigger wheels
3. Taillights look cooler


hahaha, that's it?

hahaha. Thats funny.

[SubieKiller3]

my MS3 is better than my old civic si because:

1. it hasn't been stolen yet.

[Sport6]

my ms3 is better than a SRT-4 because...
1. Has higher safety ratings
2. looks a lot nicer than "it"
3. doesn't look like it got kicked in the ass
4. I fold my rear seats down and sleep in the back!
5. I can roll down the rear windows while sitting in the front.