MS3 hit while pumping gas!

[camrycev6]

If it isn't one thing.... it certainly is another...

So I decided to get gas last night because I have a concert (The Cure) to go to tonight in northern Virginia. I am standing there just watching my money evaporate at the $3.89 / gallon price when I looked to my left and saw a very hot, but extremely young (18-19) lady walk out of the store. Now, there was at least 2 - 2 1/2 car lengths of space between the parking spaces and my car. After making a mental note wishing I was younger, I turned back to the pump. About 10 seconds later, WHAM! My whole car jumps and throws me into the pump. This girl backed pretty much straight back into me! She parked, got out, and told me that she has only had her license for a little while. (No shit.) We swapped info and I called her insurance company.

Now for the kicker... she asked me out. I actually had to tell her she was just a little too young for me, but I thought about it for a long moment before I said no. (She thought I was 24... I am 35.)

What an evening.

[fishdonotbounce]

well shit sorry to hear about the car but i'm 19 so throw her this way lol.

[camrycev6]

I would dude! She is just a bit of a drive from you.... I do know a few girls in Cincinnati that you might like though!
;-)

[crashkelly]

If it isn't one thing.... it certainly is another...

So I decided to get gas last night because I have a concert (The Cure) to go to tonight in northern Virginia. I am standing there just watching my money evaporate at the $3.89 / gallon price when I looked to my left and saw a very hot, but extremely young (18-19) lady walk out of the store. Now, there was at least 2 - 2 1/2 car lengths of space between the parking spaces and my car. After making a mental note wishing I was younger, I turned back to the pump. About 10 seconds later, WHAM! My whole car jumps and throws me into the pump. This girl backed pretty much straight back into me! She parked, got out, and told me that she has only had her license for a little while. (No shit.) We swapped info and I called her insurance company.

Now for the kicker... she asked me out. I actually had to tell her she was just a little too young for me, but I thought about it for a long moment before I said no. (She thought I was 24... I am 35.)

What an evening.

she probably just asked you out to try and get you to forget about calling her insurance company! haha just kidding man, bummer about the accident.

[happy and angry]

What a bad story. A better punch line would have been "So I woke up at her place, and over breakfast had to tell her she was fantastic, but she still had to pay for the damage to my car."

[hilmar2k]

(pics)


...of your car and the person that hit it. :)

[iredremix]

that's horrible man. i'm 20 so send her this way lmao

[speed858]

From now on I will always be on the defense when pumping gas!

[chacon101]

Dude, I had a very similar thing happen to me when I lived in DC. I was stopped at a traffic light in my Eagle Talon Tsi and I got nailed from behind so hard my car was on top of her hood. We did the normal exchanging of contact info and stuff but she totally asked me out too. This chick was also very good looking and I think from Lithuania or something because she had an accent.

How can I arrange and accident now.....

[Rotus]

Her insurance company won't pay for it. It was on private property.

You should have accepted the date and taken it out in 'trade'.

[nvmsp]

I got hit at a gas station too. but I was driving a focus. Old lady should not be allowed to drive what if there was a little kid there or something stupid mf's.

[haberdashery]

yeah man, did you happen to get a picture of her.. i mean your car?

[kickniteasy]

Her insurance company won't pay for it. It was on private property.

You should have accepted the date and taken it out in 'trade'.

I've gotten hit in a wal-mart parking lot before and his insurance paid for it. Private property has nothing to do with it.


She probably asked you out hoping she could "pay for it" without contacting insurance...haha. God love the female brain.

[ecniemann]

What a bad story. A better punch line would have been "So I woke up at her place, and over breakfast had to tell her she was fantastic, but she still had to pay for the damage to my car."

Awesome! You are more happy today than the usual angry!

Camry, you may have the worst luck ever regarding the MS3, #1 - Stolen, #2 - Hit by a hot chick at a gas station. What's number 3 going to be? "What's next....are you gonna anally rape my grandma while pouring sugar in my gas tank!!!", to quote Dante from Clerks.

Yeah, we should start a bad luck thread. I think you and Kosh may top the list of non-self-induced problems and excluding recall problems (ie. the poor suckers whose engines fell out)! Good luck getting it fixed. Where (on the car) were you hit?

[Shaz]

Time for the proverbial "pics or it didn't happen"...well, I'm 30 but I will totally tap it if she's hot and all. A great opportunity just comes once in a lifetime bro. You should let her know how it feels to be hit from behind LOL

[Zimmer]

shoulda asked her to pay for the gas .... that's worth something big these days $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Donas64]

I guess you could say she was "hitting" on you! (peep)

[mckraut]

That sucks man, but it's a totally believable story coming from you. I've seen this guy talk to the ladyfolk, and it's impressive. After 4 shots of Jameson and 5 irish carbombs at the bar even *I* was all "So Camry, what's your sign..."

[happy and angry]

Awesome! You are more happy today than the usual angry!To be honest I'm usually just indifferent. It only seems angry because of how it contrasts to when I'm happy.

There are subtle depths to happy and angry, unexplored gray areas not represented well by my name. Honest!

[Bravnik]

She tapped yours it's only right that you get to tap hers.....if you know what I mean :)

[cosmic_spd3]

I guess ur car didnt get damaged,cause ur more talking about how hot this chick is..i would have been bent...cute or cute not..
well i hope u atleast get something out of it..how old is this chick anyway??

[cosic]

You PIMP, you!

[fishdonotbounce]

cosic i saw your avatar and couldnt believe it man. Ja sam Hrvat!! Sta ima brate?

[Shaz]

Boli me kurac LOL

[fishdonotbounce]

lmao someone with a Croatian friend who told them how to say a cuss word or two. Always cracks me up. Kudos.

[Shaz]

Jeben Ti Balkan FTW

[bbychvz]

Now for the kicker... she asked me out. I actually had to tell her she was just a little too young for me, but I thought about it for a long moment before I said no. (She thought I was 24... I am 35.)

What an evening.

"You know how I know your gay?"(40 year old virgin)
Cause you turned down a sweet piece of ass...
What's wrong with you? Sorry about the car. But I would have "bumped" into her all night long.(confused)

[Hyun]

should have took pictures so i could put "owned" sign on it. jk :D

[SwampAss]

Good thing you never mentioned the cure concert...she'd be hooking you up with her brother. (first)

[BSTD3]

If it isn't one thing.... it certainly is another...

So I decided to get gas last night because I have a concert (The Cure) to go to tonight in northern Virginia. I am standing there just watching my money evaporate at the $3.89 / gallon price when I looked to my left and saw a very hot, but extremely young (18-19) lady walk out of the store. Now, there was at least 2 - 2 1/2 car lengths of space between the parking spaces and my car. After making a mental note wishing I was younger, I turned back to the pump. About 10 seconds later, WHAM! My whole car jumps and throws me into the pump. This girl backed pretty much straight back into me! She parked, got out, and told me that she has only had her license for a little while. (No shit.) We swapped info and I called her insurance company.

Now for the kicker... she asked me out. I actually had to tell her she was just a little too young for me, but I thought about it for a long moment before I said no. (She thought I was 24... I am 35.)

What an evening.

I'd still throw her the dink for the time and aggrivation! (lol2)

[stevekt]

I think I'm the only one so far that wants to know how the Cure concert was.

[Kobyoshi]

a very hot, but extremely young (18-19) lady walk out of the store.

Now for the kicker... she asked me out. I actually had to tell her she was just a little too young for me, but I thought about it for a long moment before I said no. (She thought I was 24... I am 35.)

I call Dumbass.


What an evening.

Could have been better... (godown)

[Ferdball]

It doesn't matter what she looks like. I hate it when chicks get away with stuff.

[User Name]

It doesn't matter what she looks like. I hate it when chicks get away with stuff.

Agreed, just because someone's got a pair of tits doesn't mean they should get away with shit. I wonder if that's why I'm still single at 31, I just don't let them get away with any of their tricks.

[ForceFed]

This story sucks.

And I thnk she was trying to get away with one by asking you out...Old guy!

Wait..shit....I am 30 as well...I guess I am old too (encourage

[JimmiV]

yea us 30 somethings need to throw the hot dog down the hall any chance we can on some young hot thing... and if she F's up you car go in the out door....

[Turtle of Time]

lol send the girl my way

[Rotus]

Good thing you never mentioned the cure concert...she'd be hooking you up with her brother. (first)

LOL...




...hey, what the...

[Rotus]

I think I'm the only one so far that wants to know how the Cure concert was.

Even though I was kinda a fan in the 80s, I don't think I would see them today. I would have, however, killed someone to see Kraftwek, but they only hit 4 cities in the US. Fookin Europeans.

[Shaz]

Yeah, The Cure is not the same as they were during the 80s. Big fan of EuroPop and Gothic bands like XMal Deutschland, The Mission, Chameleon UK and Seona Dancing

[camrycev6]

Wow! A lot of posts over the weekend... I will try to address most of them....

Yeah... I turned down going out with a hot girl. Let me list the reasons:
1) She was 18 (Anyone my age knows the problems that come along with that.)

2) She still lives with her parents.

3) And the most important... I am dating someone right now.

McKraut -- thanks for the verification of my skills. You have seen what I can do.

Sorry folks I didn't have a camera so I couldn't take pictures of her. As far as the car is concerned, the damage is minor. She just scratched the driver's side rear panel and took out the side light. Allstate is supposed to call me today.

The Cure concert was awesome. I think Smith sounds as good as he did back in the day.

Swampass.... yes... there were quite a few "rainbow" colored people there, but I was with a beautiful woman, so I didn't care.

Finally.. Shaz.. that is the funniest video with the kid and the dog. Please send it to me or a link to it. Thanks.

[AutoXRacer]

...saw a very hot, but extremely young (18-19) lady walk out of the store.

Now for the kicker... she asked me out. I actually had to tell her she was just a little too young for me, but I thought about it for a long moment before I said no. (She thought I was 24... I am 35.)

Dude, whats wrong with a 35 yr old going out for fun with an 18-19 (LEGAL) yr old...? (huh)
Unless you are already in a relationship, you should have gone for it...
Thats only 16-17 yrs apart...the older you get, the less of a difference it'll be...like when you are 90, she'll only be 73...not much of a difference there...you'll both be old and wrinkly... (lol2)

(bang) Should have gone for it!!!!!! (bang)

Oh, sorry about the car...whats the damage?

EDITED: Just read your above post...
Maybe she would have been open to a menage a trois (you know how curious young girls are these days)...? :D

[stephani3]

That sucks!!!! My old 3 was hit while I was pumping gas, too... except it was by a car with no one in it (idiot didn't put the car in park before they got out) grrrrr

[SwampAss]

the last chick that hit on me was a cougar. And not a very hot one.

[camrycev6]

Oh...and I still have her number just in case....
;-)

[camrycev6]

the last chick that hit on me was a cougar. And not a very hot one.

Doesn't that disqualify her as a "cougar?" Wouldn't she be more a wolverine?
(wink)

[ghettoracingkid]

I would have asked for some naked pics after i got her contact info and told her ill talk to her after my car is fixed.

[SwampAss]

Doesn't that disqualify her as a "cougar?" Wouldn't she be more a wolverine?
(wink)


I don't know anymore. It just feels nice to be wanted! Even if it's by a woman who looks like Jack Palance.

[camrycev6]

Ouch... Can you say "Hawk the Slayer"?

[Rotus]

Yeah, The Cure is not the same as they were during the 80s. Big fan of EuroPop and Gothic bands like XMal Deutschland, The Mission, Chameleon UK and Seona Dancing

Holy Carp, srsly, The Chameleons?

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/16227.jpg

FTW, on vinyl, FTL/W

Don't thin I've ever met anyone who liked them too, much less knew who they are.

[camrycev6]

Update... Allstate (her insurance company) is almost ready to cut me a check! Man they work fast....

[Tooch]

hey dates are an easy way to get out of a lawsuit lol

[camrycev6]

Yes...but somehow I don't think her parents would approve. She still lives at home afterall. I can just see me walking to the door to pick her up... I am probably closer to her dad's age than hers....

[BluMicaR]

Yes...but somehow I don't think her parents would approve. She still lives at home afterall. I can just see me walking to the door to pick her up... I am probably closer to her dad's age than hers....

Dude, you're doing a public service, teach her; turn her into the all out gurgling self-righteous unashamed prost she can be!!

[camrycev6]

I am done training the really young ones. I have trained a couple of 21 year olds, a 22 year old and a 23 year old in the past 1.5 years. That was enough work.... I can't imagine an 18 year old.

[kickniteasy]

This is a weird convo to be reading as a high school teacher....I teach 18 year olds. I swear, if I see some of you hanging around the school I'm calling the cops, lol.

[camrycev6]

Maybe that is one of the reasons I started teaching college after only a few months of teaching high school... j/k!

Seriously, I am getting my chops busted for not going out with her. At least you can understand. After you teach them (even if for a short while) you don't think of them "in that way" anymore. (Assuming you ever did...) It is just too young for me....

[SwampAss]

In related news. I will never become a highschool teacher.

[camrycev6]

Ha! I like that Swampass... at least on the positive front, I never said I wasn't attracted / wouldn't date some of my college students. Once they were no longer my students of course... ahem...cough..cough...