Swampass AccessPort software release May 9th 2008

[SwampAss]

I've cracked the MS3 ECU and will be releasing my access port software this *Friday, May 9th. Unprecedented gains. A bone stock MS3 put down 363hp @ 7000 RPMS. (oh yeah, the AP ups the redline to 7000rpms. I prob should have said that first) I've solved the throttle plate closure issue. My AP removes the throttle plate. It just got in the way anyhow!
Look at that torque!
Stock drivability is retained. Increases in fuel mileage of 10%. Also fixes smoking turbos and has a special rod reenforcement map.
WILL NOT VOID WARRANTY. That a promise backed by the Swampass name.
I guarantee this AP will land you the job you've always dreamed of, the woman (or man..hey! it's 2008!) you've always thought you've deserved. It covers embarrassing bald spots and gets red wine stains out of white carpet.


The unit is simple to use. Just plug it into your OBDII port and type in the wanted HP (I don't recommend going over 363 but hit 400 if you want, I promise it won't hurt!)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2152/2472087464_e136ed87cc_o.jpg



Look at that dyno!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2471280481_0bc5af7ac3_o.jpg




AMAZING. Pricing starts @ $399.99 with free day before shipping (you'll actually get it before you order it)

before you say it's all BS, my product is about as real as the others. :-p

[creature75]

DUDE! I AM IN!! does it come with stickers? PM sent!

[Rotus8]

I'm in for two! Send me your bank routing number and I'll e-transfer it in.

:) :)

[creature75]

Rotus: DUDE i get serial#001. so dont think your PM to Swamp will get you bumped on the list.

[_Slotegé_]

But, does it slice & dice? eh? eh? :)

[ProtoType5]

Have you unlocked the unlimited power of the 2.0L FS-DE yet??? If so, what's ur paypal...

And are you an AUTHORIZED VENDOR??? Cause they may close your thread...

[ForceFed]

Wow....I just want to know how you are allowed to have the Word "Fucker" in your user title....
I think that's against the rules somehow?

[SwampAss]

Have you unlocked the unlimited power of the 2.0L FS-DE yet??? If so, what's ur paypal...

And are you an AUTHORIZED VENDOR??? Cause they may close your thread...


Yes! I don't even know what that is but yes!

[SwampAss]

Wow....I just want to know how you are allowed to have the Word "Fucker" in your user title....
I think that's against the rules somehow?


I hope not! I fixed it! $10 off for you!

[ForceFed]

LOL!
Its much more funny the new way..LOL!

[MS3077]

I actually liked it more when he had "Fucker" fickle pucker sounds childish / G-rated. Apparently swampass offended someone and changed it to "fickle pucker"

[ericrapp]

Ok i need seven pm me for all my credit card #s, I saw your potential long ago. If I use the module in series, wire speak, I double the gains correct? f'n awesome buddy!

[Super Unique]

Does it capture the awesome power of the Vorticular particles flowing over the rear wing? If so sign me up. Everyone knows aerodynamic recycling is the wave of the future! Doc Brown would be proud of you!

[SwampAss]

Vorticular particalization occurs @ 88mph.

[ispypsi]

i'm waiting for v2 when you can control the butterflies to open and make it sound like vtaK y0!

plus i want the built-in suspension adjustment system. full damping and dynamic shock partitions to create a "virtual" external reservoir. take that, ohlins!

[Foolish]

Does it come in blue?

Is it compatible with an Apple IIe?

Is it magnetically shielded against elf attacks? (damned ferrous elves)

Can I get fries with that?

My MPV is a V-6, will I need two of these?

[ericrapp]

Build the temple or mound or something in reverance, no offence to any pre Swampass religion

[hectik1]

OMG! I need one for all my cars!(headbang)

[SharkDiver]

Funny..I was just thinking about ordering it and POW its at my door..Thats some great service...I just put it on the dyno and it was to much tq and the dyno broke..

[SwampAss]

I've double refunded your money!

[hectik1]

Funny..I was just thinking about ordering it and POW its at my door..Thats some great service...I just put it on the dyno and it was to much tq and the dyno broke..I like your avatar!

[Kobyoshi]

I don't know man... if you look at that dyno there is a dip in the power right around 5000 rpm which is obviously a fuel cut problem.

You get that solved and I'm in.

[MS3077]

I don't know man... if you look at that dyno there is a dip in the power right around 5000 rpm which is obviously a fuel cut problem.

You get that solved and I'm in.

+1

[Demi]

Swampy, as always, youre an idiot, and as always i wish i had thought of it first. Thanks man this made my day!

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

I heard a rumor that it hacks the TPMS system and not only monitors your tire pressure but diverts the excess from the BOV to make sure they stay inflated and cooled down too.
Is it true the car makes twice the horsepower on corn squeezings?

[MS3077]

This is a hard decision... Swampass AP or Cobb AP (braindead

[controlo]

if it adds v-tech, i'm in!!!

[daonly1around]

Swampdata Ftw

[dkswim]

that brought some humour to a slow night at work. will it top off the blinker fluid and put smoke back into the wires.

[MADTIG]

can we get a group buy going?!



1.MADTIG

[StealthWyvern]

that brought some humour to a slow night at work. will it top off the blinker fluid and put smoke back into the wires.

dont forget the radiator belt and muffler bearings.

[sleeper3]

I'm going to type in 360 ++1 so that each time I start my car it has 1 more horsepower than the last time.

[SwampAss]

I'm developing an acceptable 60 foot time map for you.

[desperado-c]

This is a hard decision... Swampass AP or Cobb AP (braindead

After the release of the Cobb dyno, it's clear that only SW-AP is giving the people what they want. All super-delegates will now have no choice but to cast their votes for Swampass Ficklepucker for Prez of MS3-land.

[controlo]

I'm developing an acceptable 60 foot time map for you.

ouch...

[sleeper3]

Don't make me create another epic battle thread. part II is just a mouseclick away.

[SwampAss]

NO! haha.

I have a contraction map in the works for speed3type2. lol? (monkey)

[controlo]

haha. and mitch hedberg FTW.

[SPEED3TYPE2]

would be cool though, this is what evo owners get to experiance in real life!

[BluMicaR]

I'm in on the GB, but only IF it comes with one of the nifty

SWAMPASS Performance Tuning

window decals. Also, I wonder if you can have it run on dour and overwhelming feelings of economic depression? Because that would be great to just toss out my Cymbalta. I don't know why we need this however, because the Mazdaspeed 3 is the fastest production car, ever, period. Failure to best any opponent or time is merely a failure of the driver's own personal retardity. This is great, I can finally get home to my wife, the damned complex housing my machine went haywire years ago. Can you send me one of these units ASAP? The name is Dr. Sam Beckett, this week I'm a down-on-his luck dock worker trying to eek out a living in 2007, trying to decide if I want this shady contract with some company called 'Blackwater' for 'security' work. Hmm...

[ecniemann]

Swamp, You put a lot of work into that, didn't you? You have entirely too much time on your hands.

On a side note, because I'm too lazy to read the entire thread......."will it void my warranty?"

[speed858]

This topic got more posts in two days than most topics get in a week. Right on SwampAss! I agree that your avatar is awesome!

[SwampAss]

Swamp, You put a lot of work into that, didn't you? You have entirely too much time on your hands.

On a side note, because I'm too lazy to read the entire thread......."will it void my warranty?"

NO! I didn't want to say this....but it will also unvoid a friend's warranty.

[neox.286]

bwahahahaha

the dyno chart, where it says 'Temp: its nice out. sunny' is where I spit out my drink hahahahaha

[mazpro]

quick update, i was going to order next week but decided to order it tomorrow. it came in with a surprise, it's version 2.0!!!!!!!! (nana) m y dyno:


http://uploads.mazpro.com/uploads/zqus0lplnjx1rcrs/newdyno.JPG

[MS3077]

T-2 Days for Swampass AP (cabpatch)

[SwampAss]

You use the same MSpaint Dyno I use.

[mazpro]

You use the same MSpaint Dyno I use.

yeah, it's the only way to measure all this power

[controlo]

v-tech ftw!!!

[ecniemann]

quick update, i was going to order next week but decided to order it tomorrow. it came in with a surprise, it's version 2.0!!!!!!!! (nana) m y dyno:


http://uploads.mazpro.com/uploads/zqus0lplnjx1rcrs/newdyno.JPG

WTF! The V-tek didn't change the torque curve?

[peeaanuut]

How does this do with the removal of harmonics from the antennae? I hear that can cause some drag.

[ecniemann]

How does this do with the removal of harmonics from the antennae? I hear that can cause some drag.

I hear with this you no longer require the stock antenna as this unit has XM, Sirius, and HD-Radio decoders built in with lifetime subscriptions AND wirelessly transmits to your speakers!

[AGM130]

If it helps remove dead bugs and stop rocks from chipping glass and paint. I'll buy 2.

[neox.286]

does it come with photon torpedoes to destroy other idiot drivers on the road?

[SwampAss]

now you guys are just getting silly

[neox.286]

=p

[desperado-c]

T-2 Days for Swampass AP (cabpatch)

Good plenty of time to get dynos up for V2! 1000% MORE sales guaranteed for each additional 100 whp or 75 wtq whichever has a steeper curve.

P.S. Swampass, did I mention I'm doing viral networking for you on the other forum? Is 20% of whatever you take in unreasonable? I'm willing to compromise and instead divide by .15 to calculate my commission.

[SwampAss]

why does this feel like a conversation between Wyatt Earp and the owner of the Oriental?

[MS3077]

WTF! The V-tek didn't change the torque curve?

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hectik1]

OMFG this thread is great!(first)

[Moonpie.Express]

Swampass - you are now my unofficial Interwebs Hero.

We need to get together for a beer sometime.










Your treat.

[controlo]

WTF! The V-tek didn't change the torque curve?

didn't you know?... cars with v-tech don't have torque.

[dkswim]

something looks fisshy with that dyno graph. torque and HP are suposed to crossover at 5250.

hay is there an infinant button on there i want to be able to get close to light speed mabe warp speed.

[desperado-c]

why does this feel like a conversation between Wyatt Earp and the owner of the Oriental?

You want to work in my house, I got overhead to take care of. Just business. BTW, they love SA-AP over there. We're gonna make millions. The Cobb boys (yes, the ones with the same last name) are posting up a storm trying to do damage control. They're no fools, they know a serious threat to their product dev investment when they see one.

[dkswim]

quanitys are limited. for the first 20 people if you buy now ill double your order for free. and if you call in the next 10 min not only will i double your order ill throw in the fast and the furious die cast models for free. thats a 2000 doller offer for only 150 dollers a month for the next 4 years. think of the smille it will bring to your face.

[Conso]

eh i just bought xede last night =P

[ecniemann]

didn't you know?... cars with v-tech don't have torque.

Sorry, my mistake. I forgot it actually increases power to the flux capacitor thereby improving wind downforce on the massive rear ricer wing thus increasing rear wheel hp...............DESPITE having only fwd!


p.s Swamp, what happened to your little known MS3 facts?

[Kurt07]

Will I be able to achieve 60mpg with this AP?

[SwampAss]

**Update**


We're still doing beta testing and the results are promising! We're moving the release date up within the next few weeks. Sorry, and thanks for being patient.

[sleeper3]

good think you have the innovative shipping that you do and people already have it!

[SMITTNME]

good think you have the innovative shipping that you do and people already have it!
LMFAO

I'm in too!

swampple swampple :)

[Mocoso]

Im glad Ive been holding out stock all this time.. now there will be a product I can add which wont void the warranty and its backed by such a strong name... Im a little disappointed tho. With gas prices what they are these days I thought a product from Swampass industries would have doubled if not tripled my fuel economy while giving me all the power/torque gains. Swampass your engineers slacking or what? When will you add fuel economy feature? may hold out until then

[sleeper3]

I have also requested a "stop asking for more crap we've already given you unlimited power" map.

[Foolish]

Port or no port, I don't need access to anything described as "swampass!"

Just sayin'

[SwampAss]

You've made a powerful enemy my friend.

[neox.286]

roflbrothel!

[Kurt07]

Price with shipping to 17356.

[WagonMan]

**Update**


We're still doing beta testing and the results are promising! We're moving the release date up within the next few weeks. Sorry, and thanks for being patient.If I have a fat wife, will the SA-AP help make her skinny?

Have you tested the beta version on your fat wife?

[SwampAss]

Someone with a good memory.

I haven't yet. We're out of flour and I cannot locate her OBDII port.

[daonly1around]

does this allow for the flinstone mod?

so when you have a full car they can do some good besides the extra weight?

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

You do all realize that in Swampass language, AP stands for Anal Probe, don't you?

[ecniemann]

Someone with a good memory.

I haven't yet. We're out of flour and I cannot locate her OBDII port.

If I would have been drinking something, I would have spit it out here!! F'n hilarious. I'm at work and trying to keep from laughing. How would I explain this one!

I nominate this for best thread ever in MS3 section!

[SwampAss]

You do all realize that in Swampass language, AP stands for Anal Probe, don't you?


Is that why you've ordered 7?(laugh)

[mazpro]

Is that why you've ordered 7?(laugh)

(rofl)

[neox.286]

You do all realize that in Swampass language, AP stands for Anal Probe, don't you?

well duh, hes anally probing the MS3 E.C.U. (shady)

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Is that why you've ordered 7?(laugh)

At half inch per probe...

[WagonMan]

Someone with a good memory.

I haven't yet. We're out of flour and I cannot locate her OBDII port.
My wife doesn't have an OBDII port. She does have other ports, but she screams anytime I try to put anything in them.

Is a wireless option available?

On second thought I may have better luck with a piggy-back solution for this application.

[sleeper3]

My wife doesn't have an OBDII port. She does have other ports, but she screams anytime I try to put anything in them.

Is a wireless option available?

On second thought I may have better luck with a piggy-back solution for this application.

people are looking at me because I am laughing and they are wondering why

[sleeper3]

hahaha I'm still laughing

[SwampAss]

My wife doesn't have an OBDII port. She does have other ports, but she screams anytime I try to put anything in them.

Is a wireless option available?

On second thought I may have better luck with a piggy-back solution for this application.


I have an OBDII to mouth adapter. I know all women have mouths. Dirty, filthy mouths that spew damaging testimony when you're the defendant.

[WagonMan]

I have an OBDII to mouth adapter. I know all women have mouths. Dirty, filthy mouths that spew damaging testimony when you're the defendant.That is a great idea, I will have to find one of those adapters.

Last time I tried to utilize a direct mouth interface with my wife I ended up with some nasty bite wounds. Although she may find something that only spits electrons less offensive.

[SPEED305]

after installing my SA-AP, i became (first) on all my races!!!

[ispypsi]

That is a great idea, I will have to find one of those adapters.

Last time I tried to utilize a direct mouth interface with my wife I ended up with some nasty bite wounds. Although she may find something that only spits electrons less offensive.



you should get the official swampass billet mouth blockoff plate.

the kit includes:

-(1) billet aluminum polished mouth blockoff plate
-(1) your choice of black, red, or blue triple nylon weave securing strap (duct tape) with official swampass logo
-(1) instructions on how to distract said wife in order to install blockoff plate
-(2) pictures, one of swampass, and one of george clooney - which are sometimes needed to distract said wife during install
-(1) chloroform emergency kit to help aid in fast install

$99.99; core charges in the form of install documentation (nudes) accepted.


it cured all the annoying noises coming from my wife's mouth, and resulted in a much more enjoyable and smoother ride.

[desperado-c]

you should get the official swampass billet mouth blockoff plate.

the kit includes:

-(1) billet aluminum polished mouth blockoff plate
-(1) your choice of black, red, or blue triple nylon weave securing strap (duct tape) with official swampass logo
-(1) instructions on how to distract said wife in order to install blockoff plate
-(2) pictures, one of swampass, and one of george clooney - which are sometimes needed to distract said wife during install
-(1) chloroform emergency kit to help aid in fast install

$99.99; core charges in the form of install documentation (nudes) accepted.




it cured all the annoying noises coming from my wife's mouth, and resulted in a much more enjoyable and smoother ride.

Interesting how one funny, oddball comment from Swampass leads the rest of you off on a misogynistic tear. Careful, SA, you may not fully appreciate the power you wield. Will you use it for good or for evil?

[SwampAss]

I'll use it for profit. :)

[natmad]

That's not real.

Signed,

Donald Trump's Hair

[desperado-c]

I'll use it for profit. :)

Ah, yes, the 3rd way.

[SwampAss]

And now you're guilty! (drinks)

[dkswim]

umm a friend was asking me dose this cure genital warts umm yeah???

what about scurrvy?

[EngulfinFlames]

so....there is a map to go 0-100 in first gear right???? @28 psi?

[SwampAss]

True story:

When I was in high school, Acura had just started putting out cars. A self professed car nut in one of my classes said that the new Acura Integra had an emergency gear that allowed the car to rev to 8000rpms. He also said that Dodge was the best car maker because they put airbags in all of their cars.
That's ok. He drives a late 90s Porsche Boxster now. That means we can dismiss anything he says car related.

[sleeper3]

The boxter captures the true essence of the sportscar.

[neox.286]

the emphasis in that sentence should be on 'essence' =P

[sleeper3]

did I spell that wrong? I suck at life.

[neox.286]

no

thats not what I was saying lol

[LazerBlueP5]

Captures the essence not the actual "experience" of a sports car. lol I got it.

[SwampAss]

Kinda like those prunes that taste like oranges, sorta.

[sleeper3]

or like when you think you have to poo so you go to the toilet and get all ready and stuff with the SI swimsuit issue (you know, the ones where the suits are actually just paint, and the girls are really completely naked) and you sit down and blast a nasty fart and that's it, and you're like "I could have done that without leaving my video game chair."

[ecniemann]

Looks like they beat you to it! Must have been that delay in your Q/C!

http://www.mazdas247.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123707012

[SwampAss]

Meats not meat til it's in the pan.

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Meats not meat til it's in the pan.

Only if you're fanatical about it actually being cooked. If I hear a bang and a thud and a warm piece of meat appears in front of me, I'm not going to ask if it's from a fire or if it's residual body heat.

[sleeper3]

omg cobb is taking orders now!!!! it's ready for sure!!!!

[daonly1around]

where's my free shipping swamp

[neox.286]

check your mailbox, it showed up yesterday =P

[ericrapp]

Kinda like those prunes that taste like oranges, sorta.
They are pretty good.

[SwampAss]

I don't like them. The cherry ones are even worse. I don't want to "kinda like prunes". I want them to taste like shit so I eat them fast and let them work their magic. Tricking me into kinda being friends with them mixes too many signals.

[ericrapp]

I don't like them. The cherry ones are even worse. I don't want to "kinda like prunes". I want them to taste like shit so I eat them fast and let them work their magic. Tricking me into kinda being friends with them mixes too many signals.
Well, you will have that. The poop eating thing. I will need to reappraise what I believe to be your perspective. for a moment. Although your product does do all that, and more. I feel I should believe in the Ideals of the Swampass. Before I employ the Engage button.

[ericrapp]

I really saw no need to bring the CHERRY ONES into the dialogue

[mazdaspeed32007]

ok so i posted on that thread about something else i caught wind of. its nothing to do with the, false alarm you undoubtedly decided to not try to pfft it out first, fart before you bolted to the head.....and I would probably call a sailor boy's queef.

[neox.286]

.....wait....what???

[Betelgeuse]

I read that your stage 2 tune worked better with a fartcan, chickenwire, parkbench wing, and vtec stickers. I just came back from Pepboys and Homedepot. Can't wait to install them and get your stage 2 kit 'UncleBen's' kit. Free shipping still right?

[SwampAss]

yeah. V2 is in the works. It makes the MS3 horn play the first 11 notes of dixie and has the turbo-boost function from TV's Knightrider.

[dkswim]

what about the sweeping lights of kit. can my 3rd brake light do that? and lnoy the first 11 what aboout the rest of it.

[Rotus8]

Does this work with a Mac?

[SwampAss]

No. In fact, if the Mazdaspeed people find out you own a MAC, they'll be coming by to collect the keys for your 3. No worries, the Miata people won't be too far behind with the keys to your knew car.

[Mocoso]

No. In fact, if the Mazdaspeed people find out you own a MAC, they'll be coming by to collect the keys for your 3. No worries, the Miata people won't be too far behind with the keys to your knew car.

I love Swampass industry customer care and the clear messaging...

[neox.286]

lol

theres no bullsh*t with swampass!

[SwampAss]

Swampass would like to state the K in knew is silent and was typed carelessly.

Stay in school!

[ecniemann]

I read that your stage 2 tune worked better with a fartcan, chickenwire, parkbench wing, and vtec stickers. I just came back from Pepboys and Homedepot. Can't wait to install them and get your stage 2 kit 'UncleBen's' kit. Free shipping still right?


yeah. V2 is in the works. It makes the MS3 horn play the first 11 notes of dixie and has the turbo-boost function from TV's Knightrider.

Awesome! Does it also come with the Confederate flag roof decal and solid black hubcaps? Gotta love that turbo-boost button (poooooesssshh!). How many feet can I be expected to jump? Because I have a lot of chasms to clear while running from Rosco-Peko-Train!

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Awesome! Does it also come with the Confederate flag roof decal and solid black hubcaps? Gotta love that turbo-boost button (poooooesssshh!). How many feet can I be expected to jump? Because I have a lot of chasms to clear while running from Rosco-Peko-Train!

Most important, will it get me into Daisy's shorts?

[SwampAss]

What size are you?

[neox.286]

OMFG LOL!

hahaha

[turbolife]

great answer :)

Can I retro-fit this AP to my MSP? How about my SAAB?

What do you use to brace-up the silly-putty rods for eleventy-billion HP?

[ecniemann]

What size are you?

Sweet! Actually took me a second to get that one. I am slow today.

[SwampAss]

I've met much of the cast from the Dukes of Hazzard. I even have pictures with them. (Cooter's was a place I frequented on motorcycle rides)

Never saw Daisy Duke except for in pictures. Holy shit, talk about train wreck.


http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/01/dukes,0.jpg

[aaronc7]

Hey swampass any technical documents like the one posted by Christian in this subforum? ;)

[SwampAss]

Christian is my alter ego. I posted those.

[Christian.]

Christian is my alter ego....and SwampAss is mine ;)

[sleeper3]

who is the real swamptian then?

[daonly1around]

I've met much of the cast from the Dukes of Hazzard. I even have pictures with them. (Cooter's was a place I frequented on motorcycle rides)

Never saw Daisy Duke except for in pictures. Holy shit, talk about train wreck.


i had to go to cooters to get pictures of the general lee when i was pledging on our road trip

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Christian is my alter ego. I posted those.

Oh great. As if dealing with one of his personalities wasn't enough...(help)

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Never saw Daisy Duke except for in pictures. Holy shit, talk about train wreck.


The way she looks now, I probably could fit into her shorts... (puke)

[SwampAss]

her daisy dukes are now boss hoggs.

[desperado-c]

her daisy dukes are now boss hoggs.

Pix!

[desperado-c]

who is the real swamptian then?

He is actually not a real person. The character known here as "Swampass" is actually just a simple computer program I created awhile back to mimic a mildly eccentric online personality. It is based on an algorithm I discovered for disassembling seemingly normal thoughts and observations found in text form and then reassembling them into more interesting combinations. The almost 98% effective result is to make the reader go "Hunh, what?" and then subcribe to the thread for reasons they don't quite understand. I've tried revising the program on occasion to emphasize, say, crankiness or friendliness, but the neutral personality seems to be the most successful.

Sorry if this is all a bit of a letdown for everybody who thought Swampass was a real guy with hints of creative genius.

[AutoXRacer]

Man, you guys have waaaay too much time on your hands... (lol2)

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

He is actually not a real person. The character known here as "Swampass" is actually just a simple computer program I created awhile back to mimic a mildly eccentric online personality. It is based on an algorithm I discovered for disassembling seemingly normal thoughts and observations found in text form and then reassembling them into more interesting combinations. The almost 98% effective result is to make the reader go "Hunh, what?" and then subcribe to the thread for reasons they don't quite understand. I've tried revising the program on occasion to emphasize, say, crankiness or friendliness, but the neutral personality seems to be the most successful.

Sorry if this is all a bit of a letdown for everybody who thought Swampass was a real guy with hints of creative genius.

Then the program became self-aware and is out of control...and it's all your fault.

[SwampAss]

No Disassemble!


Thermo-nuclear war


It's an 80s movie twofer!

[sleeper3]

reeeeeeeassemble

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

No Disassemble!


Thermo-nuclear war


It's an 80s movie twofer!

"A strange game. It seems the only way to win is not to play."

[neox.286]

global thermonuclear war

*suspense music*

[desperado-c]

"A strange game. It seems the only way to win is not to play."

I am standing down, quicker than you can say "Dooooooctooooooorrrrrrrr Strrrrraaaaannnnngggggeeee Looooooooovvvvvvvvve.

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

I am standing down, quicker than you can say "Dooooooctooooooorrrrrrrr Strrrrraaaaannnnngggggeeee Looooooooovvvvvvvvve.

"You can't fight in here. This is the war room!"

[neox.286]

'oh no, its the WOPR!'

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service... along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

IS IT THREADJACKING TO TAKE A POINTLESS THREAD IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION?

[neox.286]

it is when you cross your old 80s movies =P

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

it is when you cross your old 80s movies =P

What, both my quotes were from the same movie, as is this one:

"I do not avoid women. I deny them my bodily essence."

That was actually more paraphrasing than quoting. I haven't seen the movie in so long that I forget the word for word quote.

[ecniemann]

I think he is talking about War Games vs. Dr. Strangelove.

[ecniemann]

Plus, isn't Dr. Strangelove from like 1968 or something, right?

[sleeper3]

I thought half of it was short circuit...

[ecniemann]

Yeah, Swamp's original post was Short Circuit and War Games, but quotes of Dr. Strangelove started to fly.

Wow! This turned into a movie quote thread.

What's this one from?
Clerk: "My girlfriend sucked 39 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row?!"

[desperado-c]

it is when you cross your old 80s movies =P

My bad, too. I'm apparently too old for those particular 80's movies to have had much of an impact on me.

[neox.286]

lmao, they were before my time

Im a child of the 90s =P

but yea idk where you got dr. strangelove from hahaha
good movie though!

[SwampAss]

Yeah, Swamp's original post was Short Circuit and War Games, but quotes of Dr. Strangelove started to fly.

Wow! This turned into a movie quote thread.

What's this one from?
Clerk: "My girlfriend sucked 39 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row?!"


37

[neox.286]

lolz

[ecniemann]

37


Damn, you're good! You must watch more TV/movies than I do. I knew it was somewhere in the 30's, but didn't think I would get called on it! LOL!

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Damn, you're good! You must watch more TV/movies than I do. I knew it was somewhere in the 30's, but didn't think I would get called on it! LOL!

As artificial intelligence, he has an edge, being part of the electronic world and all, with that instant access to databases everywhere.

Seriously, what show/movie was that quote from, because it rang zero bells for me? Or can you even say it here?

[SwampAss]

CLERKS. I knew it was 37 because I used to use that line on my girlfriend all the time. (Hey! Don't suck any more dicks on your way across the parking lot!)
Now she's my wife so it's not a concern.

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

CLERKS. I knew it was 37 because I used to use that line on my girlfriend all the time. (Hey! Don't suck any more dicks on your way across the parking lot!)
Now she's my wife so it's not a concern.

You charmer, no wonder she couldn't resist you.

[ecniemann]

CLERKS. I knew it was 37 because I used to use that line on my girlfriend all the time. (Hey! Don't suck any more dicks on your way across the parking lot!)
Now she's my wife so it's not a concern.

Jay (hanging out outside the video store): "Hey, what's up babies...........What's up SLUTS!?"

[PLM_Man]

C'mon guys, can we please stay on topic? This thread is suppose to be about the SA-AP!!! If you want to joke around, post in the MS3 lounge section.

Now back on topic.....I'm too lazy to read the whole thread, but has anyone asked if you have a fat wife will the SA-AP make her skinny? I have an average size fiance, but I wanted to know if there were any future plans for this feature just incase.

Thanks.




[/sarcasm]

[ecniemann]

I believe that question was brought up mid-thread.

[sleeper3]

it was.

plm man, the search feature can be quite useful!!!!

[mazdaspeed32007]

anyone have any good results yet?

[PLM_Man]

Yea, someones got to have some results by now. C'mon, anyone who ordered one already got their SA-AP with day-before shipping.

Swampass- are you considering a jump-jacks feature? (Choo-choo-choo-choo) That might swing my decision. No more waiting for trains to cross!! Might make oil changes a little easier too............or deadlier.....depending on how fast you can change your oil.

[08cosmic3]

Someone with a good memory.

I haven't yet. We're out of flour and I cannot locate her OBDII port.

LMFAO.