SlowPro98
04-11-2005, 02:41 PM
> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
> The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being
a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
> "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the
doctor ordered.
>
> She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to
get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
any milk."
>
> "I know," she said, "I'm just his Grandma, I brought him in for his
Mom, but I'm sure glad I came."
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
> The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being
a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
> "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the
doctor ordered.
>
> She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to
get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
any milk."
>
> "I know," she said, "I'm just his Grandma, I brought him in for his
Mom, but I'm sure glad I came."