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MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 01:49 AM
I drive today very fast and motor make noises at time.
Inmediate BANGPOW! How to revitalize piston?
Matthew
04-01-2005, 01:51 AM
(rofl)
Matthew
04-01-2005, 01:51 AM
god i hope this is some damn joke
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 01:57 AM
Requiring explaination?

Revving up and letting the gas at 180km/h. Copmanion notifies me the ticking.
I react for stop but not fast as it! Oiling on engine compartment and metals in the dirt.
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 01:58 AM
What is schedule for make new engine? Can it rotor?
Matthew
04-01-2005, 02:00 AM
are you fucking serious?
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:05 AM
SOrry for english.
Matthew
04-01-2005, 02:06 AM
Requiring explaination?

Revving up and letting the gas at 180km/h. Copmanion notifies me the ticking.
I react for stop but not fast as it! Oiling on engine compartment and metals in the dirt.

you blew your engine you need to have it rebuilt. where are you located?
Dexter
04-01-2005, 02:06 AM
Did you combust the piston out of the block? No rotor.
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:09 AM
Located in Biloxi, Mississippi
Appreciation for helpings!
Matthew
04-01-2005, 02:11 AM
im not trying to be a dick but i imagine it might be hard for you to communicate your problem to someone to have it fixed.
ELEmental59437
04-01-2005, 02:14 AM
classic!
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:14 AM
motor is dead to me
requiring my shiny rotor now!
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:16 AM
Who make a rotors for this incapacitating protege.
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:17 AM
My needs of car function for next show off.
Dexter
04-01-2005, 02:18 AM
no rotor, comprendo?
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:22 AM
HAH, comprendo nintendo
my crazy copmanion always saying that.
what it means?
Dexter
04-01-2005, 02:34 AM
i have a magic talking knife.
03BlkMicaSPD
04-01-2005, 03:09 AM
One time I drank a lava lamp..... it wasnt lava...
peepsalot
04-01-2005, 01:44 PM
LOL wtf
msp35
04-01-2005, 01:57 PM
Uhhhh....???
Does this guy need help/advise, or am I just dumber'r :confused: for having read this?
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:44 PM
OK! No rotors of the question.
And for a commonplace motor?
Dexter
04-01-2005, 02:45 PM
inspect junkyard.
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:48 PM
But who can make such motor in my car?
brealmp3
04-01-2005, 02:53 PM
his wife is ms. swan from mad tv! lol
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:54 PM
Can my motor worker looka likea-a man for me?!
dirtysouth_msp
04-01-2005, 02:55 PM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (rlaugh)
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 02:57 PM
Somebody set up me the incontinent motor! What happen?
MrShakeHandsMan
04-01-2005, 03:08 PM
Man, you guys sux0r, you don't even know how to revitalize piston. WTF OMG ROFLMAO

Who the fool of Aprils?

YOU ALL BAAAAAH!
122 Vega
04-01-2005, 03:09 PM
are you fucking serious?

And Mathew will be representing America as a trained interpreter.

"Allah what? Are you fucking serious?"

Who needs cultural sensitivity, whether this is a joke or not...

Britt
ahb11m
04-01-2005, 11:13 PM
just put it in gear, and run the starter till you get to show of car run
Matthew
04-01-2005, 11:15 PM
And Mathew will be representing America as a trained interpreter.

"Allah what? Are you fucking serious?"

Who needs cultural sensitivity, whether this is a joke or not...

Britt

no, try an interrogator. big difference.
girth
04-02-2005, 01:15 AM
Best fucking thread I've ever read on here in the 2 years I've been visiting.

P.S. Must tune in Tokyo before revitalizing piston.
Matthew
04-02-2005, 01:16 AM
yea pretty funny
evilmonkeyMSP
08-26-2005, 02:42 PM
Bump!
wannabe
08-26-2005, 03:21 PM
Bump!

retard.
evilmonkeyMSP
08-26-2005, 03:23 PM
http://www.hotgraphics.citymax.com/t/STICKERS/KISSMYASS.jpg




retard.
terbow
08-29-2005, 10:54 PM
ha thanks for bumping it. funny.
bestmazda01
08-29-2005, 10:59 PM
lolz.
mazdaowner123
12-27-2005, 12:19 AM
I ate a big red candle.
MrShakeHandsMan
12-27-2005, 01:42 PM
Much tastings in de-light?
(hahaspit)